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The things people will do for a BLT

Postby Jogeephus » Mon Jun 13, 2016 3:21 pm

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Re: The things people will do for a BLT

Postby TexasBred » Mon Jun 13, 2016 4:02 pm

Mercy day. Somebody gonna be cuttin' his head off all over a little bit of ham.
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Postby Bigfoot » Mon Jun 13, 2016 4:12 pm

He appeared nervous and sweaty. I wonder why?
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Postby slick4591 » Mon Jun 13, 2016 5:01 pm

He must have had homegrown tomatoes waiting on him for that sandwich.
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Postby Jogeephus » Mon Jun 13, 2016 7:23 pm

50 lashes and 15 years in prison! That's pretty harsh seeing how California only gives rapists 6 months don't you think?
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Postby True Grit Farms » Mon Jun 13, 2016 8:09 pm

Nope, that's one thing that we need to follow in this country. There's absolutely no doubt in my mind that, if we as a country would get tough on crime we could almost eliminate the felons.
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Re: The things people will do for a BLT

Postby JMJ Farms » Mon Jun 13, 2016 9:04 pm

Ok so tell me if my math is right. He had 27 lbs of bacon. Concealed in 4 condoms. Where can you find a condom that will hold 6.75 lbs of bacon :?: Where's the market for them, besides bacon smugglers :hide:
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Re: The things people will do for a BLT

Postby Jogeephus » Mon Jun 13, 2016 9:16 pm

JMJ Farms wrote:Ok so tell me if my math is right. He had 27 lbs of bacon. Concealed in 4 condoms. Where can you find a condom that will hold 6.75 lbs of bacon :?: Where's the market for them, besides bacon smugglers :hide:


Bacon smugglers and bank walkers is all I know.
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Re: The things people will do for a BLT

Postby TexasBred » Tue Jun 14, 2016 9:54 am

JMJ Farms wrote:Ok so tell me if my math is right. He had 27 lbs of bacon. Concealed in 4 condoms. Where can you find a condom that will hold 6.75 lbs of bacon :?: Where's the market for them, besides bacon smugglers :hide:


Want me to send you a half dozen?? :lol: :lol: :hide:
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Re: The things people will do for a BLT

Postby Alan » Tue Jun 14, 2016 10:18 am

Jo, there are very few things that will turn my stomach.... But this story....skipping breakfast now, thanks! Lol
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Re: The things people will do for a BLT

Postby bball » Tue Jun 14, 2016 11:56 am

Bigfoot wrote:He appeared nervous and sweaty. I wonder why?


He had the "meat sweats!"
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Re: The things people will do for a BLT

Postby M-5 » Tue Jun 14, 2016 12:56 pm

Is that considered to be a "Pig in a Poke" if he had successfully got it home a sold it???
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Re: The things people will do for a BLT

Postby bball » Tue Jun 14, 2016 1:35 pm

M-5 wrote:Is that considered to be a "Pig in a Poke" if he had successfully got it home a sold it???


I believe this fella has a very bright future ahead of him in prison. Should be a popular guy with a large fan club.....based on his carrying capacity. :shock:
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Re: The things people will do for a BLT

Postby TexasBred » Tue Jun 14, 2016 2:02 pm

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M-5 wrote:Is that considered to be a "Pig in a Poke" if he had successfully got it home a sold it???


I believe this fella has a very bright future ahead of him in prison. Should be a popular guy with a large fan club.....based on his carrying capacity. :shock:

Not a tight end but a wide receiver.
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Re: The things people will do for a BLT

Postby JMJ Farms » Tue Jun 14, 2016 3:42 pm

TexasBred wrote:
JMJ Farms wrote:Ok so tell me if my math is right. He had 27 lbs of bacon. Concealed in 4 condoms. Where can you find a condom that will hold 6.75 lbs of bacon :?: Where's the market for them, besides bacon smugglers :hide:


Want me to send you a half dozen?? :lol: :lol: :hide:


Why you getting rid of them? You don't have enough bacon to fill em up :hide:
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