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Postby Turkeybird » Wed Aug 23, 2017 5:32 am

Next time you get a bed bug infestation take a lil ivomec to keep em off!
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Postby Son of Butch » Sun Sep 03, 2017 10:24 am

Eddie Haskell was one of my all time favorite TV characters.

Wally: I hope your battery isn't dead.
Eddie: Now how could it be dead? I just pulled it out of my father's car this morning.
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Postby greybeard » Sun Sep 03, 2017 12:41 pm

Son of Butch wrote:Eddie Haskell was one of my all time favorite TV characters.

Wally: I hope your battery isn't dead.
Eddie: Now how could it be dead? I just pulled it out of my father's car this morning.


Eddie was the consumate suck butt to adults too, but they were on to him.
Eddie Haskell: How do you do, Mr Cleaver. Excuse me, sir.
Ward Cleaver: [exit Eddie] Hmmph. That boy is so polite, it's almost un-American.

Eddie Haskell Jr.: You looked as though you just walked out the runway.
June Cleaver: Eddie?
Eddie Haskell Jr.: Yes Mrs. Cleaver?
June Cleaver: Cut the crap.
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Postby Son of Butch » Sun Sep 03, 2017 3:42 pm

I liked Eddie's line as an adult in the short run "Still The Beaver" tv series.
Working as a building contractor on an addition to Wally's home... it was something like

Wally: Eddie did you get the permits to start building?
Eddie: Permits lead to inspection and if you want to build to code it's gonna cost more.
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Postby Son of Butch » Sat Sep 16, 2017 11:33 pm

36% of children are just legs
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Postby Son of Butch » Tue Oct 17, 2017 9:56 am

"If I were a ranch, they'd call me The Bar None."
sex symbol Rita Hayworth (1946)
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Postby greybeard » Tue Oct 17, 2017 10:09 am

I used to frequent a place in Burleson County Tx called the Bar-None-Bar.
They asked ya if you were carrying a knife when you walked in and if you said 'no', they'd hand you one..
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Postby ga.prime » Thu Oct 19, 2017 7:54 pm

Thursday night football one of the worst ideas ever.
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Postby Son of Butch » Sat Oct 21, 2017 8:39 pm

O.K. fine how about this one:
Thomas Jefferson was 45 years old when he fathered a child with his 15 yr old household slave Sally Heming.
He fathered 6 children with Heming, with the final child being born when he was 65.
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