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Re: Pay no attention to this post

Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2017 7:18 am
by cowboy43
Any one attend a fire works show this past 4th , we had 4 in the County. :bday:

Re: Pay no attention to this post

Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2017 7:32 am
by TennesseeTuxedo
Going nowhere fast.

Re: Pay no attention to this post

Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2017 10:51 am
by Son of Butch
From time to time the question arises.... "Where is Frost Bite Falls, Minnesnowta?"
It is located dead center in North America, just south of Moosylvania an island in Minnesota.

In 1963 President Kennedy at HHH's urging was preparing to honor Moosylvania by making it the 52nd state.
Conspiracy buffs are well aware of Southern purists upset with the planned unorthodox numbering system and led by
LBJ associate Caustic Bruno Badenov with his brother Boris carried out JFK's assassination in Dallas on Nov. 22, 1963.
CBB's desire to please LBJ was well rewarded with his choice of Texas Herefords from the LBJ ranch, fulfilling his
unnatural desire to start a Braford Empire which in turn fueled his love affair with Tigerstripes.

Nearly all others possessing this information were quickly eliminated "with a bullet right behind the ear" and that
has led to my reluctance to reveal my exact location. But Thank You for asking. :tiphat:

Re: Pay no attention to this post

Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2017 7:49 am
by cowboy43
If you were not yourself, would you want you for a room mate?

Re: Pay no attention to this post

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2017 4:39 am
by Son of Butch
30% of all car thefts in the usa take place in Los Angeles County California
There are 88 cities in Los Angeles County ranging in size from population 220 - 3.8 million

Re: Pay no attention to this post

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2017 3:32 pm
by Son of Butch
2% of children in the usa are adopted
16% of 500 known serial killers were adopted

Moral of the story:
Adoption leads to serial killing

Re: Pay no attention to this post

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2017 10:16 pm
by Son of Butch
69 years ago today July 26, 1948
Harry Truman signed executive order 9981 desegregating the military and the usa has not won a war since.

Re: Pay no attention to this post

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2017 10:32 pm
by greybeard
Son of Butch wrote::idea:
Moderator needs to get to work and replace :idea: with EcoSmart efficient bulbs, just think of the savings!

here ya go
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Re: Pay no attention to this post

Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2017 1:22 pm
by cowgirl8
I'm making Knock You Naked Brownies. Instead of chocolate and caramel separate i'm adding caramel M&Ms...so we shall see. After that i'm making fly rubs to put on our mineral feeders. Too hot outside for anything else. Got out of shredding and spending the day in a tractor.

Re: Pay no attention to this post

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 2:41 pm
by slick4591
I just read where having birthdays are good for you. Recent studies have indicated the more you have the longer you live.

Re: Pay no attention to this post

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 3:26 pm
by cowgirl8
Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.

Re: Pay no attention to this post

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 6:58 pm
by TexasBred
cowgirl8 wrote:Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.

The life cycle should be reversed. Begin life as an old person and get younger as time goes on....all the way back to infancy...then end your life as an orgasm. :lol2: :lol2: Sounds much more pleasurable.

Re: Pay no attention to this post

Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 8:16 am
by greybeard
TexasBred wrote:
cowgirl8 wrote:Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.

The life cycle should be reversed. Begin life as an old person and get younger as time goes on....all the way back to infancy...then end your life as an orgasm. :lol2: :lol2: Sounds much more pleasurable.

Not to mention that you would begin life with all the wisdom that decades of age begats.
(true for most of us anyway--some remain stupid their entire lives and never learn from their errors)

Re: Pay no attention to this post

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 7:58 pm
by Son of Butch
Hospital ventilators 11.11% or
1 in 9 patients in hospitals on a ventilator more than 2 days die from pneumonia caused by the ventilator.

Re: Pay no attention to this post

Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2017 9:04 pm
by cowboy43
Why do they put a round pizza in a square box then cut it into triangles?