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Re: Pay no attention to this post

Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2017 5:32 am
by Turkeybird
Next time you get a bed bug infestation take a lil ivomec to keep em off!

Re: Pay no attention to this post

Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2017 10:24 am
by Son of Butch
Eddie Haskell was one of my all time favorite TV characters.

Wally: I hope your battery isn't dead.
Eddie: Now how could it be dead? I just pulled it out of my father's car this morning.

Re: Pay no attention to this post

Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2017 12:41 pm
by greybeard
Son of Butch wrote:Eddie Haskell was one of my all time favorite TV characters.

Wally: I hope your battery isn't dead.
Eddie: Now how could it be dead? I just pulled it out of my father's car this morning.


Eddie was the consumate suck butt to adults too, but they were on to him.
Eddie Haskell: How do you do, Mr Cleaver. Excuse me, sir.
Ward Cleaver: [exit Eddie] Hmmph. That boy is so polite, it's almost un-American.

Eddie Haskell Jr.: You looked as though you just walked out the runway.
June Cleaver: Eddie?
Eddie Haskell Jr.: Yes Mrs. Cleaver?
June Cleaver: Cut the crap.

Re: Pay no attention to this post

Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2017 3:42 pm
by Son of Butch
I liked Eddie's line as an adult in the short run "Still The Beaver" tv series.
Working as a building contractor on an addition to Wally's home... it was something like

Wally: Eddie did you get the permits to start building?
Eddie: Permits lead to inspection and if you want to build to code it's gonna cost more.

Re: Pay no attention to this post

Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2017 11:33 pm
by Son of Butch
36% of children are just legs

Re: Pay no attention to this post

Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2017 9:56 am
by Son of Butch
"If I were a ranch, they'd call me The Bar None."
sex symbol Rita Hayworth (1946)

Re: Pay no attention to this post

Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2017 10:09 am
by greybeard
I used to frequent a place in Burleson County Tx called the Bar-None-Bar.
They asked ya if you were carrying a knife when you walked in and if you said 'no', they'd hand you one..

Re: Pay no attention to this post

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 7:54 pm
by ga.prime
Thursday night football one of the worst ideas ever.

Re: Pay no attention to this post

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2017 8:39 pm
by Son of Butch
O.K. fine how about this one:
Thomas Jefferson was 45 years old when he fathered a child with his 15 yr old household slave Sally Heming.
He fathered 6 children with Heming, with the final child being born when he was 65.

Re: Pay no attention to this post

Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2017 8:38 pm
by cowboy43
Wonder who was the 1st person to see an egg pop out of a chicken butt and think that looks good enough to eat. :hide:

Re: Pay no attention to this post

Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2017 11:53 pm
by Rafter S
cowboy43 wrote:Wonder who was the 1st person to see an egg pop out of a chicken butt and think that looks good enough to eat. :hide:


Probably the same as the first one to try a raw oyster.

Re: Pay no attention to this post

Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 12:46 am
by Dave
Rafter S wrote:
cowboy43 wrote:Wonder who was the 1st person to see an egg pop out of a chicken butt and think that looks good enough to eat. :hide:


Probably the same as the first one to try a raw oyster.


But raw oysters are good to eat.

Re: Pay no attention to this post

Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 9:24 am
by Rafter S
Dave wrote:
Rafter S wrote:
cowboy43 wrote:Wonder who was the 1st person to see an egg pop out of a chicken butt and think that looks good enough to eat. :hide:


Probably the same as the first one to try a raw oyster.


But raw oysters are good to eat.


Maybe so, but you wouldn't think so by looking at them.

You don't like eggs?

Re: Pay no attention to this post

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 2:12 pm
by cowboy43
Why do women always scream when they see a dead murdered body and men do not on a tv show.

Re: Pay no attention to this post

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 2:14 pm
by slick4591
That also applies to mice IRL.