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Postby slick4591 » Sat Mar 17, 2018 11:22 am

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Postby TexasBred » Sat Mar 17, 2018 8:43 pm

Nephew sent me a message today. Said he found out a fart is louder than a trombone....found out at his son's band concert last night. :lol2: :lol2:
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Postby hurleyjd » Sun Mar 18, 2018 6:41 pm

cowboy43 wrote:Could you kiss a girl with a one of those pins in her tongue and lips, looks nasty to me, breeding room for germs, what’s their thought wanting sometime like that in their mouth. :hide:

Depends on how drunk you are. A local morning coffee drinker at the cafe was asked if he had every been drunk enough to kiss a woman's belly button. He said I have been drunker that that.
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Postby ga.prime » Tue Mar 20, 2018 12:24 pm

If you went back in time 600 years, spoken English would be incomprehensible.
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Postby Son of Butch » Tue Mar 20, 2018 5:53 pm

If you went to Northern Ireland today, spoken English would also be incomprehensible. :)
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Postby ga.prime » Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:29 pm

Be aware when shopping for buttermilk there is a thing called "fat free buttermilk". Don't be a victim.
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Postby Son of Butch » Sat Mar 31, 2018 12:18 am

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was it a car or a cat I saw

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Postby greybeard » Sat Mar 31, 2018 12:56 am

ga.prime wrote:If you went back in time 600 years, spoken English would be incomprehensible.
'England and America are two countries divided by a common language'.

The Welsh tho, are from another planet.
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Postby Son of Butch » Sun Apr 01, 2018 3:32 am

Winter is the season when children leave the door open that they slammed all summer.
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Postby Rafter S » Mon Apr 02, 2018 12:58 pm

greybeard wrote:
ga.prime wrote:If you went back in time 600 years, spoken English would be incomprehensible.
'England and America are two countries divided by a common language'.

The Welsh tho, are from another planet.


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Postby slick4591 » Mon Apr 09, 2018 12:24 pm

The heart of a blue whale weighs around 400 pounds.
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Postby TexasBred » Mon Apr 09, 2018 6:53 pm

slick4591 wrote:The heart of a blue whale weighs around 400 pounds.


A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes (so I'm told).
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Postby slick4591 » Mon Apr 09, 2018 6:57 pm

TexasBred wrote:
slick4591 wrote:The heart of a blue whale weighs around 400 pounds.


A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes (so I'm told).


Don't guess any of the boars I owned could go the distance.
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Postby True Grit Farms » Mon Apr 09, 2018 8:07 pm

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Postby greybeard » Mon Apr 09, 2018 10:39 pm

TexasBred wrote:
slick4591 wrote:The heart of a blue whale weighs around 400 pounds.


A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes (so I'm told).


True Grit Farms » Mon Apr 09, 2018 8:07 pm

I know what I want to come back as.


Grit.......TexasBred didn't specify whether it was the boar or sow that had the elongated happy ending..........
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