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How would you handle this?

Postby slick4591 » Fri Aug 11, 2017 5:14 pm

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Re: How would you handle this?

Postby ALACOWMAN » Fri Aug 11, 2017 5:45 pm

What's funny is, they both were furious with each other...the song come to mind.....our D.I.V.O.R.C.E.. bcomes final today.. Me and-little J.o.e. Will be get some gone :cowboy:
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Re: How would you handle this?

Postby cowboy43 » Fri Aug 11, 2017 5:47 pm

I sure wouldn't pay her. :hide:
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Re: How would you handle this?

Postby slick4591 » Fri Aug 11, 2017 5:50 pm

cowboy43 wrote:I sure wouldn't pay her. :hide:


You sure would. She gets half of everything. :lol:
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Postby Jogeephus » Fri Aug 11, 2017 6:20 pm

I bet the responding officers got a good chuckle out of this.
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Re: How would you handle this?

Postby cowboy43 » Fri Aug 11, 2017 6:30 pm

Maybe just keep her as a breeder and keep half the profits,
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Re: How would you handle this?

Postby Brute 23 » Fri Aug 11, 2017 7:27 pm

They sound perfect for each other. Not sure why they were fighting.
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Re: How would you handle this?

Postby SmokinM » Fri Aug 11, 2017 7:52 pm

Not sure why he was hiring hookers if his 40something wife's body passed for a woman in her 20s. They both went there planning to get screwed, looks like it worked out. Not sure what they had to argue about. Funny story sure enough.
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Re: How would you handle this?

Postby jedstivers » Fri Aug 11, 2017 8:27 pm

I'd be mad she was 43 and trying to pass herself as 27.
False advertisement.
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Re: How would you handle this?

Postby greybeard » Fri Aug 11, 2017 10:12 pm

He's just mad cuz he was going to have to pay for what he had been getting for free., but he musta not "liked her body" too much, otherwise he would have been getting it enough at home to recognize what he was looking at.
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Re: How would you handle this?

Postby slick4591 » Sat Aug 12, 2017 7:26 am

I agree. He hadn't been paying her enough attention if he didn't recognize her body.
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Re: How would you handle this?

Postby skeeter swatter » Sat Aug 12, 2017 8:36 am

jedstivers wrote:I'd be mad she was 43 and trying to pass herself as 27.
False advertisement.


:lol2: :clap:
Bet he wrote one scathing yelp review.
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Re: How would you handle this?

Postby callmefence » Sat Aug 12, 2017 8:48 am



So does this mean I get some kinda discount.?
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Re: How would you handle this?

Postby Farm Fence Solutions » Sat Aug 12, 2017 9:41 am

[quote="SmokinM"]Not sure why he was hiring hookers if his 40something wife's body passed for a woman in her 20s.quote]

It wasn't the sex he was paying for. He was paying them to leave. Conformation is important, but disposition trumps it.
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Re: How would you handle this?

Postby hurleyjd » Sat Aug 12, 2017 9:44 am

He should be happy just add up all he got at home and see how much it would come to.
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