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Job Opening

Postby Craig Miller » Sat Aug 19, 2017 6:18 pm

Wasn't sure where to post for jobs so I'll just put it here.

URGENT HELP WANTED: Northwest AL area. Must work well with livestock and be accurate with duct tape placement! DESCRIPTION: Due to the immediate need on August 21, the compensation is quite lucrative. Employee will be assisting Farm Owner with attachment of ISO Certified Solar Eclipse Sunglasses not purchased on Amazon to all cattle, horses, dogs, cats and ducks on three properties, approximately 180 creatures. Assistance with removal may or may not be needed if anyone survives this event! We ain't got no use for blinded animals! SAVE THE RETINAS!!! SAVE THE RETINAS!! Call for more info at 1-800-give-me-a-break
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Re: Job Opening

Postby Jogeephus » Sat Aug 19, 2017 7:09 pm

I had ordered a bunch of welding helmets to duct tape to my cattle but I read where NASA said these wouldn't work. Now I'm stuck with them. ;-)
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Re: Job Opening

Postby Rafter S » Sat Aug 19, 2017 7:12 pm

I'm just going to give mine a stern talking-to and tell them not to look.
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Re: Job Opening

Postby kenny thomas » Sat Aug 19, 2017 8:38 pm

Don't look Ethel, who remembers that one.
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Re: Job Opening

Postby Jogeephus » Sat Aug 19, 2017 8:46 pm

kenny thomas wrote:Don't look Ethel, who remembers that one.


:lol: :lol: I do.
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Re: Job Opening

Postby Craig Miller » Sat Aug 19, 2017 8:58 pm

kenny thomas wrote:Don't look Ethel, who remembers that one.


Too late. She done been incensed.
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Re: Job Opening

Postby kenny thomas » Sat Aug 19, 2017 9:06 pm

Yep, that's it.
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Re: Job Opening

Postby Workinonit Farm » Sat Aug 19, 2017 9:07 pm

kenny thomas wrote:Don't look Ethel, who remembers that one.


:lol2: :lol2:

Yes!! "the fasted thing on 2 feet"
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Re: Job Opening

Postby kenny thomas » Sat Aug 19, 2017 9:09 pm

Bet we got the younger members looking it up.
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Re: Job Opening

Postby True Grit Farms » Sat Aug 19, 2017 9:39 pm

https://g.co/kgs/uP3KPS

Here you go Kenny
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Re: Job Opening

Postby Rafter S » Sat Aug 19, 2017 9:41 pm

"ETHELLLLL...YOU GET YOUR CLOTHES ON."
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Re: Job Opening

Postby pricefarm » Sat Aug 19, 2017 9:53 pm

kenny thomas wrote:Bet we got the younger members looking it up.


I remover that my dad had a VHS tape of Ray Stevens
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Re: Job Opening

Postby SmokinM » Sun Aug 20, 2017 4:42 pm

Yeah I did, does that mean I am old?
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Re: Job Opening

Postby jltrent » Mon Aug 21, 2017 5:43 am

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Re: Job Opening

Postby farmerjan » Tue Aug 22, 2017 3:03 pm

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