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Re: Hugh Hefner Dead at 91

Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2017 9:17 am
by Son of Butch
Stocker Steve wrote:
Son of Butch wrote: Hef 91 his wife 31


Do you think he would have lasted longer if he married an older woman?

NO, she got old, she was 26 when they married, his previous wife was 27, so if he would have gotten a new 25 yr old
he would have made it another 3 or 4 years.

Re: Hugh Hefner Dead at 91

Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2017 9:23 am
by dun
Even with Viagra he could only probably pat it and wish it well

Re: Hugh Hefner Dead at 91

Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2017 10:14 am
by greybeard
Can't imagine an age disparity that large.
When I was 42, I met and married my present wife. She was 28 at the time.
'bout killed me even then. I was shure glad when 'things' slowed down some.

Re: Hugh Hefner Dead at 91

Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2017 1:16 pm
by ALACOWMAN
greybeard wrote:Can't imagine an age disparity that large.
When I was 42, I met and married my present wife. She was 28 at the time.
'bout killed me even then. I was shure glad when 'things' slowed down some.
old man told me once when he was younger, they worried him to death...now I'd just soon settle for a good bowl of turnip greens..

Re: Hugh Hefner Dead at 91

Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2017 9:59 pm
by boondocks
dun wrote:Even with Viagra he could only probably pat it and wish it well


you won the internet today :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Hugh Hefner Dead at 91

Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2017 12:50 am
by Nesikep
When I was in the hospital, the young nurse asked me if I wanted some super sex.. I said I'll take the soup

Re: Hugh Hefner Dead at 91

Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2017 4:40 am
by Stocker Steve
Nesikep wrote:When I was in the hospital, the young nurse asked me if I wanted some super sex..


Is this a standard part of universal care?

Re: Hugh Hefner Dead at 91

Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2017 12:37 pm
by cowboy43
When I saw the topic I misread it as Huge Heffer died and thought Rosie O’Donnell had died :cboy: :hide:

Re: Hugh Hefner Dead at 91

Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2017 1:43 pm
by boondocks
cowboy43 wrote:When I saw the topic I misread it as Huge Heffer died and thought Rosie O’Donnell had died :cboy: :hide:

Seen pics of her lately? Her BMI is probably less than her sparring partner, the potus. I just think we should be fair. I've gotten tired of hearing women in our society ragged on for their weight when men get a free pass. Women are "fat" while men are "big." That kind of thing.
Look how many sitcoms and movies feature a stunning (or at least attractive) actress, paired with a schlumpy guy (often much older). (Tells you who runs the show, I guess).
Piling on in 3, 2,......

Re: Hugh Hefner Dead at 91

Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2017 2:34 pm
by ALACOWMAN
boondocks wrote:
cowboy43 wrote:When I saw the topic I misread it as Huge Heffer died and thought Rosie O’Donnell had died :cboy: :hide:

Seen pics of her lately? Her BMI is probably less than her sparring partner, the potus. I just think we should be fair. I've gotten tired of hearing women in our society ragged on for their weight when men get a free pass. Women are "fat" while men are "big." That kind of thing.
Look how many sitcoms and movies feature a stunning (or at least attractive) actress, paired with a schlumpy guy (often much older). (Tells you who runs the show, I guess).
Piling on in 3, 2,......
I'm sure her mouth will make up the difference..still got a lot of weight to lose there.. if all women where like her, wouldnt have grandkids to enjoy...

Re: Hugh Hefner Dead at 91

Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2017 2:43 pm
by boondocks
ALACOWMAN wrote:
boondocks wrote:
cowboy43 wrote:When I saw the topic I misread it as Huge Heffer died and thought Rosie O’Donnell had died :cboy: :hide:

Seen pics of her lately? Her BMI is probably less than her sparring partner, the potus. I just think we should be fair. I've gotten tired of hearing women in our society ragged on for their weight when men get a free pass. Women are "fat" while men are "big." That kind of thing.
Look how many sitcoms and movies feature a stunning (or at least attractive) actress, paired with a schlumpy guy (often much older). (Tells you who runs the show, I guess).
Piling on in 3, 2,......
I'm sure her mouth will make up the difference..still got a lot of weight to lose there.. if all women where like her, wouldnt have grandkids to enjoy...

She's not my favorite person. But, as I said, I get tired of the ol' double(chin) standard

Re: Hugh Hefner Dead at 91

Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2017 6:54 pm
by greybeard
Stocker Steve wrote:
Nesikep wrote:When I was in the hospital, the young nurse asked me if I wanted some super sex..


Is this a standard part of universal care?

Canada's version of cardiac stress test..no expensive equipment to buy

Re: Hugh Hefner Dead at 91

Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2017 9:27 pm
by bball
greybeard wrote:
Stocker Steve wrote:
Nesikep wrote:When I was in the hospital, the young nurse asked me if I wanted some super sex..


Is this a standard part of universal care?

Canada's version of cardiac stress test..no expensive equipment to buy


That actually depends on the nurse...some have spent quite a bit on their "equipment". :shock:

Re: Hugh Hefner Dead at 91

Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2017 10:12 pm
by SmokinM
bball wrote:
greybeard wrote:
Stocker Steve wrote:
Is this a standard part of universal care?

Canada's version of cardiac stress test..no expensive equipment to buy


That actually depends on the nurse...some have spent quite a bit on their "equipment". :shock:


Those aren't real nurses, vinyl uniform with a full length zipper is usually the giveaway. The garter full of singles isn't her lunch money. They do however have a way of making you feel better. :lol2: