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Another Sex Scandal

Post by slick4591 » Tue May 01, 2018 8:18 pm

BREAKING NEWS - SEX SCANDAL

George Strait is the latest entertainer caught up in sexual misconduct. Emmylou Hayes has come forward accusing the singer of stalking and sexual harassment. According to Strait it happened way back in third grade and attorneys for Miss Hayes say in Straits own words,"pink dress matching bow and ponytail" lead to reasonable assumption of stalking. Further there is confusion as to who actually kissed who on the school bus. The twist in the case is the infamous "check yes or no" note after Strait admitted to chasing Emmylou around the playground across the monkey bars to the merry go round.

There are those who question Miss Hayes' motives after staying silent for so long.
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Re: Another Sex Scandal

Post by sstterry » Tue May 01, 2018 9:03 pm

Obviously, you do not have a daughter.

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Re: Another Sex Scandal

Post by bball » Tue May 01, 2018 9:13 pm

slick4591 wrote:
BREAKING NEWS - SEX SCANDAL

George Strait is the latest entertainer caught up in sexual misconduct. Emmylou Hayes has come forward accusing the singer of stalking and sexual harassment. According to Strait it happened way back in third grade and attorneys for Miss Hayes say in Straits own words,"pink dress matching bow and ponytail" lead to reasonable assumption of stalking. Further there is confusion as to who actually kissed who on the school bus. The twist in the case is the infamous "check yes or no" note after Strait admitted to chasing Emmylou around the playground across the monkey bars to the merry go round.

There are those who question Miss Hayes' motives after staying silent for so long.


Thanks slick. I got a chuckle out of that.
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Re: Another Sex Scandal

Post by littletom » Tue May 01, 2018 9:22 pm

Not really funny. Each there own

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Re: Another Sex Scandal

Post by Texas PaPaw » Tue May 01, 2018 10:12 pm

Apparently some folks are not familiar with George’s songs. LOL
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Post by slick4591 » Tue May 01, 2018 10:16 pm

Not musically inclined, I guess. It's a song folks.
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Re: Another Sex Scandal

Post by boondocks » Tue May 01, 2018 11:09 pm

sstterry wrote:Obviously, you do not have a daughter.


Agree. I personally know at least 8 women and 1 man that were raped. Most of those as children, the others as late teens.

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Re: Another Sex Scandal

Post by bball » Wed May 02, 2018 2:55 am

slick4591 wrote:Not musically inclined, I guess. It's a song folks.


Tough crowd..(insert shoulder shrug emoji here)
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Post by ddd75 » Wed May 02, 2018 6:12 am

boondocks wrote:
sstterry wrote:Obviously, you do not have a daughter.


Agree. I personally know at least 8 women and 1 man that were raped. Most of those as children, the others as late teens.



i don't think anyone is taking it "there".... this is more of a thing to showcase people coming out about things that happened decades ago.. "oh he tried to kiss me one time 15 years ago.. GET HIM!" this is where its going lately..




full on attack of "masculine males"

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Re: Another Sex Scandal

Post by True Grit Farms » Wed May 02, 2018 6:40 am

No more slow dances or rubbing on the dance floor for me. In the good olé days I always felt when a girl said no, grabbed your hand or walked away it was time to stop? What's the stop sign in this day and age? With all the new dress codes I wonder how many folks have slow danced with the wrong gender?
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Re: Another Sex Scandal

Post by Txpiney » Wed May 02, 2018 7:04 am

bball wrote:
slick4591 wrote:
BREAKING NEWS - SEX SCANDAL

George Strait is the latest entertainer caught up in sexual misconduct. Emmylou Hayes has come forward accusing the singer of stalking and sexual harassment. According to Strait it happened way back in third grade and attorneys for Miss Hayes say in Straits own words,"pink dress matching bow and ponytail" lead to reasonable assumption of stalking. Further there is confusion as to who actually kissed who on the school bus. The twist in the case is the infamous "check yes or no" note after Strait admitted to chasing Emmylou around the playground across the monkey bars to the merry go round.

There are those who question Miss Hayes' motives after staying silent for so long.


Thanks slick. I got a chuckle out of that.

I took it just as it was intended, very funny Slick. Thanks for the laugh.

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Re: Another Sex Scandal

Post by slick4591 » Wed May 02, 2018 7:51 am

boondocks wrote:
sstterry wrote:Obviously, you do not have a daughter.


Agree. I personally know at least 8 women and 1 man that were raped. Most of those as children, the others as late teens.


That would make you both wrong. I guess you're entitled.
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Re: Another Sex Scandal

Post by M-5 » Wed May 02, 2018 8:05 am

The world is full of prudes with no sense of humor . Their existence must be miserable.
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Re: Another Sex Scandal

Post by True Grit Farms » Wed May 02, 2018 8:36 am

Maybe this is why all the younger generation is always on their smart phones. Does anyone know if phone sex can be classified as abuse?
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Re: Another Sex Scandal

Post by greybeard » Wed May 02, 2018 8:45 am

University of TEXAS is now saying MASCULINITY IS A DISEASE ! !

http://www.theamericanconservative.com/ ... sculinity/

That might explain why their football program has gone so far downhill........
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