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Who Said it?

Postby slick4591 » Mon Jun 18, 2018 8:01 pm

No Googling allowed.

Doctor called me and said, " I have bad news for you and even worse news too. OMG I said, whats the bad news Doc? He said you have 24 hours to live. OMG, so what the worst news? Doctor said ..Well, we been trying to get hold of you for 2 days now" !!!!!!
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Re: Who Said it?

Postby Bright Raven » Mon Jun 18, 2018 8:04 pm

Red Skeleton. Just a guess
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Re: Who Said it?

Postby slick4591 » Mon Jun 18, 2018 8:17 pm

Nope.
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Re: Who Said it?

Postby Bright Raven » Mon Jun 18, 2018 8:24 pm

Sounds old style comedy. Jackie Gleason also told jokes like that.
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Re: Who Said it?

Postby slick4591 » Mon Jun 18, 2018 8:26 pm

Not Gleason, but you are in the neighborhood..
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Re: Who Said it?

Postby TennesseeTuxedo » Mon Jun 18, 2018 8:27 pm

Art Carney
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Re: Who Said it?

Postby jltrent » Mon Jun 18, 2018 8:53 pm

Red Foxx
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Re: Who Said it?

Postby melking » Mon Jun 18, 2018 8:53 pm

Dangerfield?
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Re: Who Said it?

Postby Bright Raven » Mon Jun 18, 2018 8:54 pm

Was it Crazy Guggenheim (sp)
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Re: Who Said it?

Postby artesianspringsfarm » Mon Jun 18, 2018 9:04 pm

Jack Benny?
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Re: Who Said it?

Postby ALACOWMAN » Mon Jun 18, 2018 9:12 pm

Milton Berle
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Re: Who Said it?

Postby Caustic Burno » Mon Jun 18, 2018 9:16 pm

Don Rickles?
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Re: Who Said it?

Postby ohiosteve » Mon Jun 18, 2018 9:24 pm

George Washington?
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Re: Who Said it?

Postby jehosofat » Mon Jun 18, 2018 10:26 pm

Jimmy Hoffa ?? . . . . :lol:
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Re: Who Said it?

Postby snoopdog » Tue Jun 19, 2018 5:05 am

The guy that always played drunk , just saw him on Carson reruns . Dang .
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