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Postby cowboy43 » Wed Jul 05, 2017 7:18 am

Any one attend a fire works show this past 4th , we had 4 in the County. :bday:
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Postby TennesseeTuxedo » Wed Jul 05, 2017 7:32 am

Going nowhere fast.
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Postby Son of Butch » Thu Jul 06, 2017 10:51 am

From time to time the question arises.... "Where is Frost Bite Falls, Minnesnowta?"
It is located dead center in North America, just south of Moosylvania an island in Minnesota.

In 1963 President Kennedy at HHH's urging was preparing to honor Moosylvania by making it the 52nd state.
Conspiracy buffs are well aware of Southern purists upset with the planned unorthodox numbering system and led by
LBJ associate Caustic Bruno Badenov with his brother Boris carried out JFK's assassination in Dallas on Nov. 22, 1963.
CBB's desire to please LBJ was well rewarded with his choice of Texas Herefords from the LBJ ranch, fulfilling his
unnatural desire to start a Braford Empire which in turn fueled his love affair with Tigerstripes.

Nearly all others possessing this information were quickly eliminated "with a bullet right behind the ear" and that
has led to my reluctance to reveal my exact location. But Thank You for asking. :tiphat:
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Postby cowboy43 » Sun Jul 16, 2017 7:49 am

If you were not yourself, would you want you for a room mate?
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Postby Son of Butch » Tue Jul 25, 2017 4:39 am

30% of all car thefts in the usa take place in Los Angeles County California
There are 88 cities in Los Angeles County ranging in size from population 220 - 3.8 million
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Postby Son of Butch » Tue Jul 25, 2017 3:32 pm

2% of children in the usa are adopted
16% of 500 known serial killers were adopted

Moral of the story:
Adoption leads to serial killing
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Postby Son of Butch » Wed Jul 26, 2017 10:16 pm

69 years ago today July 26, 1948
Harry Truman signed executive order 9981 desegregating the military and the usa has not won a war since.
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Postby greybeard » Wed Jul 26, 2017 10:32 pm

Son of Butch wrote::idea:
Moderator needs to get to work and replace :idea: with EcoSmart efficient bulbs, just think of the savings!

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Postby cowgirl8 » Thu Jul 27, 2017 1:22 pm

I'm making Knock You Naked Brownies. Instead of chocolate and caramel separate i'm adding caramel M&Ms...so we shall see. After that i'm making fly rubs to put on our mineral feeders. Too hot outside for anything else. Got out of shredding and spending the day in a tractor.
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Postby slick4591 » Sat Jul 29, 2017 2:41 pm

I just read where having birthdays are good for you. Recent studies have indicated the more you have the longer you live.
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Postby cowgirl8 » Sat Jul 29, 2017 3:26 pm

Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.
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Postby TexasBred » Sat Jul 29, 2017 6:58 pm

cowgirl8 wrote:Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.

The life cycle should be reversed. Begin life as an old person and get younger as time goes on....all the way back to infancy...then end your life as an orgasm. :lol2: :lol2: Sounds much more pleasurable.
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Postby greybeard » Sun Jul 30, 2017 8:16 am

TexasBred wrote:
cowgirl8 wrote:Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.

The life cycle should be reversed. Begin life as an old person and get younger as time goes on....all the way back to infancy...then end your life as an orgasm. :lol2: :lol2: Sounds much more pleasurable.

Not to mention that you would begin life with all the wisdom that decades of age begats.
(true for most of us anyway--some remain stupid their entire lives and never learn from their errors)
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Postby Son of Butch » Wed Aug 02, 2017 7:58 pm

Hospital ventilators 11.11% or
1 in 9 patients in hospitals on a ventilator more than 2 days die from pneumonia caused by the ventilator.
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Postby cowboy43 » Tue Aug 08, 2017 9:04 pm

Why do they put a round pizza in a square box then cut it into triangles?
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