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[Turkeybird]

Next time you get a bed bug infestation take a lil ivomec to keep em off!

[Son of Butch]

Eddie Haskell was one of my all time favorite TV characters.

Wally: I hope your battery isn't dead.
Eddie: Now how could it be dead? I just pulled it out of my father's car this morning.

[greybeard]

Eddie Haskell was one of my all time favorite TV characters.

Wally: I hope your battery isn't dead.
Eddie: Now how could it be dead? I just pulled it out of my father's car this morning.

Eddie was the consumate suck butt to adults too, but they were on to him.
Eddie Haskell: How do you do, Mr Cleaver. Excuse me, sir.
Ward Cleaver: [exit Eddie] Hmmph. That boy is so polite, it's almost un-American.

Eddie Haskell Jr.: You looked as though you just walked out the runway.
June Cleaver: Eddie?
Eddie Haskell Jr.: Yes Mrs. Cleaver?
June Cleaver: Cut the crap.

[Son of Butch]

I liked Eddie's line as an adult in the short run "Still The Beaver" tv series.
Working as a building contractor on an addition to Wally's home... it was something like

Wally: Eddie did you get the permits to start building?
Eddie: Permits lead to inspection and if you want to build to code it's gonna cost more.

[Son of Butch]

36% of children are just legs

[Son of Butch]

"If I were a ranch, they'd call me The Bar None."
sex symbol Rita Hayworth (1946)

[greybeard]

I used to frequent a place in Burleson County Tx called the Bar-None-Bar.
They asked ya if you were carrying a knife when you walked in and if you said 'no', they'd hand you one..

[ga.prime]

Thursday night football one of the worst ideas ever.

[Son of Butch]

O.K. fine how about this one:
Thomas Jefferson was 45 years old when he fathered a child with his 15 yr old household slave Sally Heming.
He fathered 6 children with Heming, with the final child being born when he was 65.

[cowboy43]

Wonder who was the 1st person to see an egg pop out of a chicken butt and think that looks good enough to eat.

[Rafter S]

Wonder who was the 1st person to see an egg pop out of a chicken butt and think that looks good enough to eat.

Probably the same as the first one to try a raw oyster.

[Dave]

Wonder who was the 1st person to see an egg pop out of a chicken butt and think that looks good enough to eat.

Probably the same as the first one to try a raw oyster.

But raw oysters are good to eat.

[Rafter S]

Wonder who was the 1st person to see an egg pop out of a chicken butt and think that looks good enough to eat.

Probably the same as the first one to try a raw oyster.

But raw oysters are good to eat.

Maybe so, but you wouldn't think so by looking at them.

You don't like eggs?

[cowboy43]

Why do women always scream when they see a dead murdered body and men do not on a tv show.

[slick4591]

That also applies to mice IRL.