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Does anybody know where I can get these? I'm not sure what they're acutally called. Burner tips? Ceramic ports? They are made of ceramic. One fits into each oraface in the manifold of an in-wall space heater out in our garage/utility room. Over the years they tend to become extremely...

While interviewing an anonymous Marine sniper on his skills, a Reuters News agent asked him what he felt when shooting members of Al Qaeda in Afghanistan. The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

Howdy all. Haven’t been able to check in much lately but wanted to tell all the good folks on these boards to have themselves a HAPPY NEW YEAR! BTW, far be it from me to stir any stink, but I’ve got to ask… anything on here lately that’s been funny/crazy/worth writing home about? All the...

CHENEY FIGHTS BACK Wed Nov 16 2005 18:56:46 ET Excerpts As Prepared For Delivery Tonight by Vice President Cheney: THE VICE PRESIDENT: "As most of you know, I have spent a lot of years in public service, and first came to work in Washington, D.C. back in the late 1960s. I know what it’s like...

How many of you idiots decided not to cash out? How many of you dummies decided to hang on to those loosers? Should have listened to the commodities expert back in February! Sorry. Just couldn't resist. LOL

60 years ago is the distant past unless you have a family member or close friend who died that far back - fighting for freedom and defending this nation - against radical aggressors who were deluded in their thinking and cruel in their treatment of whoever they considered to be their enemy...

Two questions about the electronic devices used to find or follow water lines: do they work very well and what are they called? I keep thinking “sniffer” but it seems like there is a term for water lines. I need to work on a 3/4” and/or 1” line that snakes all over the place and probably T’s...

Anybody know what happened to hillbilly from SW Missouri? He used to make some good posts. Craig-TX

A woman bought a new Lexus LS430, and returned the next day, complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. Watch this he said "Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued ... and "On The...

An office manager at Walmart was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would...

Got this email, it's somewhat long, but I like it. Hope some of you do. ============================================= Larry King: So, how are things? God: Good, all things considered. I am excited about the new season of "The Bachelor"... Did you see the season premiere last night? Larry...

Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job four years ago he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does...

A lady found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the vet. He found that the problem was hair in its ears so he cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring she should go to the store and get...

Long but good, IMO... It Will Be the Death of Liberalism Sixty-three years ago, Nazi Germany had overrun almost all of Europe and hammered England to the verge of bankruptcy and defeat, and had sunk more than four hundred British ships in their convoys between England and America...

The owner of this drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk : "What's with the guy over there by the wall?" The clerk responds : "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him...

Got this in an email... ******************************************************** Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following multiple choice test. The events are actual cuts from past history. They actually happened!!! Do you remember? -1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and...

A visiting minister spoke eloquently during the offertory prayer. "Dear Lord," he began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "Without you we are but dust . . . " He would have continued, but at that moment on the pew in front of me, a little girl leaned...

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill "A modest little person, with much to be modest about." - Winston Churchill "I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb "I have never killed a man, but I...

On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels" ******************************** Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." ************************** At a Proctologist's door "To expedite your visit please back in.! " ************************** On...

Where's she been lately? OK I hope. Craig-TX