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Hang on a bit longer and we'll be talking about boobs. Patience!

I did the keto diet with my wife about five years ago. It was an effort to eat healthier. I'm a small guy, 5'9" and between 155-160. I could not eat enough to maintain my weight. After about three months, when I got down to 142 and wife started making fun of my bird legs and hatchet azz, I...

It was an older version of the Bugs Bunny Road Runner Show.

All discussions eventually segue to boobs, just faster with marijuana and alcohol.

It is true that Mike Huckabee lived in a double wide in the late '90s or early 2000s, while the governors mansion was being remodeled. A lot of good jokes nationwide over that. I can't remember which democrat governor offered to help him take the wheels off, but Huckabee's response was that...

Storms rolled through Little Rock last night. A tree fell on the Governors mansion. "We will rebuild" Huckabee-Sanders told 5News

And who can resist that sassy look?

At what point should I start getting critical of udders? This momma dominoed today. She’s 12yo and consistently raised a good calf. Self propelled/low to no maintenance. Others just like her. Should I be concerned? Coke bottles?

Bo the dog just had a pinch. He got his ass handed to him about an hour ago. New mommas don't hesitate to use him for a mop when he's not paying attention. I'll work on prying his tail from betwunst his legs after I wake up in the morning.

I wish Ken was closer. I’m thinking he’d be a good neighbor. Haven’t seen him post any pictures of naked ladies yet, but his taste in cattle and vehicles is well settled, and mighty fetchin’.

You’ve gotta spend a lot of time with people to really know them. He intends for us to all be different, and learn from each other.

I was raising kids and pampering a wife for a couple or three decades. Up until recently, I had forgotten all about Gallagher and Carlin. Cool beans. Now I’m gonna have to use the devil Google.

I have the same awesomeness happening here with the clover. Don’t allow it to lead you into a sense of security. Clip it and the other forage when they make seed. Turn the cows on it so they’ll stomp it in. Pull them off in few days/weeks, depending on your situation. You can wait out the...

American Made

The Letterman show did a good job preserving this one.

My granddad used the phrase “looks like a poorly coordinated mess of Wednesday evening potluck”.