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  1. JJColvin

    Daily Chuckle

    Thanks for that bit of knowledge. That explains why the wife is always mad at me.
  2. JJColvin

    Daily Chuckle

    Bill Gates says he’ll buy a few thousand of them.
  3. JJColvin

    Where to Keep Tractor

    Yes, the insulation on wiring has protein in in it. Last year I spent $6,000 on my Mercedes roadster and $2,000 on my tractor repairing rodent damage so I’ve cone some research. As for what attracts rodents it’s not garbage or trees, it’s any food source. If you have livestock you have feed in...
  4. JJColvin

    Daily Chuckle

    The DOLPHIN TRAINER An elderly man just nudges the rear end of an expensive sports car. Enraged, the driver hops out of his car and confronts the old man. "Look what you did to my car" he yells. "You're gonna give me $10,000 right now or I'm gonna beat you to a bloody pulp!" "Oh my" says the old...
  5. JJColvin

    Daily Chuckle

    A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear...
  6. JJColvin

    Selling beef

    If yu can schedule a USDA processor, they’re in large demand these days.
  7. JJColvin

    Pond cleaning fiasco

    That’s true but once at 22 years old working as a driller on a drilling rig we stopped for lunch about 2:00 am (working morning tour, i e night shift) and my tool pusher walked by and said “there ain’t no lunch hour in the oilfield, take 2 bites and chew real fast”. My derrickman, a quiet...
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