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My Darlin Companion reminded me of one great interaction we had shortly after we got hitched together. It was at a Wednesday evening church meeting, and the menu was newish young couples like us. The preacher teacher had a gaggle of us sitting in a circle. I was really uncomfortable. He asked...

Beautiful thing right there!

That looks like a ride-along cat. I had a cat when I was kid that followed me everywhere. She looked like a Siamese but was really Heinz.

Wife and I were driving together to hang a new gate yesterday evening, just to confuse the cows. This song came on and I started singing along “Love me tender, love me sweet, give me something good to eat…..” She did not think that was funny.

My wife has been so easy on me this past week, I had to start riding my own azz.

My dad was using a handheld belt sander one time. It had a trigger lock and was locked on full speed when he let his grip loose. It took off across the board toward me and my brother, climbed brothers shirt and tucked right underneath his chin when the cord jerked from the wall. Brother thought...

I did it again today while moving it from one pond to another, except I was the responsible adult riding shotgun, letting my grandson drive. When we go to the pond, grandson said “hey Grampy, where’s the canoe?” Dad had a saying when one of us boys did something stupid, “Those that can’t see...

Well it’s tough to compete with a good cow snatch photo, but I got some grandkid pictures today.

My wife can cook when she wants, but she’d rather be doing something outside. Her most famous dish is “throwtogether”, which is a mix of the last couple or three nights leftovers. I knew this going in, or rather, I didn’t care. She had me hooked when I made a surprise visit. I drove up and seen...

Did you use the fart button?

Hang on a bit longer and we'll be talking about boobs. Patience!

I did the keto diet with my wife about five years ago. It was an effort to eat healthier. I'm a small guy, 5'9" and between 155-160. I could not eat enough to maintain my weight. After about three months, when I got down to 142 and wife started making fun of my bird legs and hatchet azz, I...

It was an older version of the Bugs Bunny Road Runner Show.

All discussions eventually segue to boobs, just faster with marijuana and alcohol.

It is true that Mike Huckabee lived in a double wide in the late '90s or early 2000s, while the governors mansion was being remodeled. A lot of good jokes nationwide over that. I can't remember which democrat governor offered to help him take the wheels off, but Huckabee's response was that...

Storms rolled through Little Rock last night. A tree fell on the Governors mansion. "We will rebuild" Huckabee-Sanders told 5News