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<blockquote data-quote="greybeard" data-source="post: 1846893" data-attributes="member: 18945"><p>I dreamed my mother-in-law was backing off a cliff in my brand new car.</p><p>I have mixed feelings about that.</p><p></p><p>Yesterday, a volunteer came knocking on my door asking for a donation toward a new city swimming pool. I gave him a bottle of water.</p><p></p><p>Some of us learn from the mistakes of others.</p><p>The rest of us ARE the others.</p><p></p><p>The husband says to his wife, "why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm'?</p><p>She replies, "I don't like calling you when you're at work."</p><p>(ouch!)</p><p></p><p>We had a power outage last week and my nephew's PC, TV, and games console shut down immediately. It was raining -- therefore he couldn't play golf, so he talked to his wife for a few hours.</p><p></p><p>He said she seems like a nice person...</p><p>---------------------------</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="greybeard, post: 1846893, member: 18945"] I dreamed my mother-in-law was backing off a cliff in my brand new car. I have mixed feelings about that. Yesterday, a volunteer came knocking on my door asking for a donation toward a new city swimming pool. I gave him a bottle of water. Some of us learn from the mistakes of others. The rest of us ARE the others. The husband says to his wife, "why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm'? She replies, "I don't like calling you when you're at work." (ouch!) We had a power outage last week and my nephew's PC, TV, and games console shut down immediately. It was raining -- therefore he couldn't play golf, so he talked to his wife for a few hours. He said she seems like a nice person... --------------------------- [/QUOTE]
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