Quotes worth forgetting

[TexasBred]

women should be "dressed in white like all the other domestic appliances".

dun .. would u rather they wear them flowerdy tight knit pants so you could wack em with a stick and see if candy falls out?? :lol:

Mike those are for those big ol' "Crowder" type girls. Looks like two big shoats in a burlap bag when they walk. :lol2:

 

[Limomike]

women should be "dressed in white like all the other domestic appliances".

dun .. would u rather they wear them flowerdy tight knit pants so you could wack em with a stick and see if candy falls out?? :lol:

Mike those are for those big ol' "Crowder" type girls. Looks like two big shoats in a burlap bag when they walk. :lol2:

TB.. yep.. be a site to see for sure.. :shock:

 

[Commercialfarmer]

women should be "dressed in white like all the other domestic appliances".

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The young wife of a guy I knew once told him during a heated argument she was going to cut him off. He replied, "You can't. You don't know where I'm getting it from."


I'll give him witty, but definitely not bright.

 

[TexasBred]

women should be "dressed in white like all the other domestic appliances".

:hide: This thread could also be named, quotes that may cause temporary loss of memory.



The young wife of a guy I knew once told him during a heated argument she was going to cut him off. He replied, "You can't. You don't know where I'm getting it from."


I'll give him witty, but definitely not bright.

Sort of reminds me of the old boy that busted into the bar and said "Somebody has been sleeping with my wife and I'm going to kill him....an old boy farther back in the back yelled back "you ain't got enough bullets".

 

[Stones]

I heard one the other day that still has me laughing. " That boy is so full of shyte, if you gave him an enema, you could bury him in a match box!"

 

[NC Liz 2]

If brains were dynamite, he couldn't blow his nose!

 

[MO_cows]

If you like your health insurance, you can keep it.

Sorry, couldn't resist. Hope I didn't just end the thread.

 

[ga.prime]

Anything NCLiz says is worth forgetting.

 

[ibetyamissedme]

Anything NCLiz says is worth forgetting.

Yougottabeshitinme

 

[Kscattle]

April showers bring May flowers. That's been a lie for 3 yrs now.
Thunder in February bring frost in May has been accurate so far.