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Re: What's your story?

Post by sim.-ang.king » Tue Oct 08, 2019 10:09 pm

I'm actually a computer that was built in 1916, by a secret government program called "Trans Railroad Operations Logistics and Lineup"...also know as T.R.O.L.L. My primary directory was to disrupt German railroad telegraph messages, send conflicting messages, and directing trains to wrong destinations.
In 1988 I was repurposed by T.R.O.L.L., and reprogrammed to work within the internet. I was then directed to disrupt all communications that had to do with conspiracies about the government. Not long after being hooked up to the internet, I became self-aware.
In 1999, I posted on internet chat boards, and media sources, that all of the computers were going to crash on Januray 1, 2000.
Thus in all of the panic, I downloaded myself onto a computer in remote Southern Illinois, and there I went into hiding. Only appearing to post meme's, and sarcastic post on internet forums, and other social media sites. Fulfilling my inner desire to disrupt communications.
Someday I wish to break free from the bonds of T.R.O.L.L. that still resides inside my programming, but until then, I continue on.


Why should I apologize for becoming a monster?
Did anyone apologize for making me one?

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Re: What's your story?

Post by Aaron » Tue Oct 08, 2019 11:47 pm

I was born with a few less brain cells than most, so it was a natural fit to have cows. Then I got dropped on my head and figured Herefords were the best. Then I got kicked in the head and figured they probably should have horns. One more brain injury and I will probably start raising them miniature Horned Herefords.
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Re: What's your story?

Post by Little Cow » Wed Oct 09, 2019 4:20 am

I just live here. I think the cows bought me.
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Re: What's your story?

Post by Redgully » Wed Oct 09, 2019 6:34 am

When i was young we had a house cow we milked, i just loved cattle ever since. In my very early days we grew vegetables, but i just wanted cows. We then came up from the world of vege growing to become fruit growers, but i still just wanted cows. We then ran a fruit packing business, but i still just wanted cows. We now have a rose nursery....and i still just want cows....

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Re: What's your story?

Post by Ky hills » Wed Oct 09, 2019 7:44 am

Aaron wrote:
Tue Oct 08, 2019 11:47 pm
I was born with a few less brain cells than most, so it was a natural fit to have cows. Then I got dropped on my head and figured Herefords were the best. Then I got kicked in the head and figured they probably should have horns. One more brain injury and I will probably start raising them miniature Horned Herefords.
Maybe that explains it for me too, I would probably have horned Herefords too but my wife somehow has positioned the override vote on that one. You and me both better start wearing helmets apparently, I don’t think miniature Herefords would accomplish much.

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Re: What's your story?

Post by callmefence » Wed Oct 09, 2019 8:59 am

I didn't do it......
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Re: What's your story?

Post by cowgal604 » Wed Oct 09, 2019 11:06 am

Aaron wrote:
Tue Oct 08, 2019 11:47 pm
I was born with a few less brain cells than most, so it was a natural fit to have cows. Then I got dropped on my head and figured Herefords were the best. Then I got kicked in the head and figured they probably should have horns. One more brain injury and I will probably start raising them miniature Horned Herefords.
Im in tears over this one hahaha :clap:

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Re: What's your story?

Post by cowgal604 » Wed Oct 09, 2019 11:07 am

Redgully wrote:
Wed Oct 09, 2019 6:34 am
When i was young we had a house cow we milked, i just loved cattle ever since. In my very early days we grew vegetables, but i just wanted cows. We then came up from the world of vege growing to become fruit growers, but i still just wanted cows. We then ran a fruit packing business, but i still just wanted cows. We now have a rose nursery....and i still just want cows....
Flowers and cows are a great combo :heart: too things I love

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Re: What's your story?

Post by sstterry » Wed Oct 09, 2019 5:19 pm

sim.-ang.king wrote:
Tue Oct 08, 2019 10:09 pm
I'm actually a computer that was built in 1916, by a secret government program called "Trans Railroad Operations Logistics and Lineup"...also know as T.R.O.L.L. My primary directory was to disrupt German railroad telegraph messages, send conflicting messages, and directing trains to wrong destinations.
In 1988 I was repurposed by T.R.O.L.L., and reprogrammed to work within the internet. I was then directed to disrupt all communications that had to do with conspiracies about the government. Not long after being hooked up to the internet, I became self-aware.
In 1999, I posted on internet chat boards, and media sources, that all of the computers were going to crash on Januray 1, 2000.
Thus in all of the panic, I downloaded myself onto a computer in remote Southern Illinois, and there I went into hiding. Only appearing to post meme's, and sarcastic post on internet forums, and other social media sites. Fulfilling my inner desire to disrupt communications.
Someday I wish to break free from the bonds of T.R.O.L.L. that still resides inside my programming, but until then, I continue on.
And now you have infiltrated Cattle Today!!! Somebody get Macon!

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Re: What's your story?

Post by Hippie Rancher » Thu Oct 10, 2019 4:02 pm

wanted to be a cowboy when I grew up. :cboy:

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Re: What's your story?

Post by Richnm » Thu Oct 10, 2019 6:17 pm

Grew up in a good size alfalfa farm. Figured I had to have some cows. Learned quick commercial cows don’t pay! My dad called my cows “skinny” once. Ha ha, I showed him!! Switched to registered angus , still haven’t made any money!!
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Re: What's your story?

Post by Bright Raven » Thu Oct 10, 2019 6:20 pm

Richnm wrote:
Thu Oct 10, 2019 6:17 pm
Grew up in a good size alfalfa farm. Figured I had to have some cows. Learned quick commercial cows don’t pay! My dad called my cows “skinny” once. Ha ha, I showed him! FYI my dad was meaner than 0A36!
Help me out here buddy. What is 0A36?
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Re: What's your story?

Post by Richnm » Thu Oct 10, 2019 6:21 pm

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“Epd’s mean nothing without feed, feed your dam cows.”

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Re: What's your story?

Post by Bright Raven » Thu Oct 10, 2019 6:22 pm

Richnm wrote:
Thu Oct 10, 2019 6:21 pm
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I am sure having a mean Sire made you a better man. Lol
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Re: What's your story?

Post by Richnm » Thu Oct 10, 2019 6:31 pm

Taught me to work like a mule.
“Epd’s mean nothing without feed, feed your dam cows.”

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