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Redneck lost a monkey

Post by Caustic Burno » Fri Sep 13, 2019 7:04 pm



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Re: Redneck lost a monkey

Post by tater74 » Fri Sep 13, 2019 7:21 pm

So many witty come backs, Alas, better left unsaid.
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Re: Redneck lost a monkey

Post by callmefence » Fri Sep 13, 2019 7:43 pm

It'll be deer season before long. maybe some redneck will get the hunting story of a lifetime.
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Re: Redneck lost a monkey

Post by Hippie Rancher » Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:28 pm

chimps are apes, not monkeys. sorry - can't help myself. :hide:

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Re: Redneck lost a monkey

Post by Son of Butch » Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:49 pm

Fake News as no monkey/chimps reported missing.
Obviously Big Foot population is growing... but of course it'll be covered up by monkey news. :tiphat:

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Re: Redneck lost a monkey

Post by Caustic Burno » Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:55 pm

Son of Butch wrote:
Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:49 pm
Fake News as no monkey/chimps reported missing.
Obviously Big Foot population is growing... but of course it'll be covered up by monkey news. :tiphat:
This source says one escaped.

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Re: Redneck lost a monkey

Post by greybeard » Sat Sep 14, 2019 12:58 am

Found him.

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Re: Redneck lost a monkey

Post by TexasBred » Sat Sep 14, 2019 4:50 pm

CB that sounds like my area. So many exotic ranches etc you never know what you'll see. Friend swears a kangaroo bounced through the woods while he was on his deer stand. He does drink a bit but this was pretty early in the morning. All I've seen are a few exotic deer and a couple of wild women. :lol: :lol: (Where's Backhoe) lolol
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Re: Redneck lost a monkey

Post by ALACOWMAN » Sat Sep 14, 2019 5:18 pm

All I want to know is..When I'm back in Texas where can you see those Africans monkey chunkers
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Re: Redneck lost a monkey

Post by HDRider » Sat Sep 14, 2019 5:22 pm

Too funny. They can't find it because they don't have a picture or description. If you see a monkey around Galveston, I bet that is it.
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Re: Redneck lost a monkey

Post by Caustic Burno » Sat Sep 14, 2019 6:40 pm

TexasBred wrote:
Sat Sep 14, 2019 4:50 pm
CB that sounds like my area. So many exotic ranches etc you never know what you'll see. Friend swears a kangaroo bounced through the woods while he was on his deer stand. He does drink a bit but this was pretty early in the morning. All I've seen are a few exotic deer and a couple of wild women. :lol: :lol: (Where's Backhoe) lolol
Wouldn’t surprise me at what some of these hillbillies have back in these woods. I know a while back GW got a call somebody’s monitor lizard had got loose and got a cat.
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Re: Redneck lost a monkey

Post by greybeard » Sat Sep 14, 2019 9:14 pm

TexasBred wrote:
Sat Sep 14, 2019 4:50 pm
CB that sounds like my area. So many exotic ranches etc you never know what you'll see. Friend swears a kangaroo bounced through the woods while he was on his deer stand. He does drink a bit but this was pretty early in the morning. All I've seen are a few exotic deer and a couple of wild women. :lol: :lol: (Where's Backhoe) lolol
Saw a cougar sleeping on a big tree limb just the other day.
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Re: Redneck lost a monkey

Post by ccr » Sat Sep 14, 2019 9:18 pm

ALACOWMAN wrote:
Sat Sep 14, 2019 5:18 pm
All I want to know is..When I'm back in Texas where can you see those Africans monkey chunkers
i think they are around cleveland or maybe the big thicket.
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Re: Redneck lost a monkey

Post by greybeard » Sat Sep 14, 2019 9:47 pm

The monkeys or the chunkers?
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Re: Redneck lost a monkey

Post by Nesikep » Sun Sep 15, 2019 1:16 am

Wrong city, it should have been DC or Ottawa
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