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Murray packs his cigarettes..

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Federal agencies have called on Americans to refrain from cooking with gas stoves for the next two weeks to help "flatten the curve". "It's real simple, folks," said the spokesperson "These gas stoves have brought upon us a terrible pandemic of asthma, brain damage, and...

Nothing embarrasses a psychic more than throwing them a surprise party. You know you're getting old (or drunk) when it takes 2 tries to get up from the sofa. I heard she gave him the shaft.

This needs to be kept over in Conspiracy/politics/religion.

I took a polio vaccine that was unproven. Us 1950s schoolkids WERE the proving ground. In hindsight, does something seem wrong about that?

I've had 4. No health problems here other than decades old back problems..

It ain't all bad.......

For Mountain Creek Ranch....A nice place (except for all those ugly tall green things that are just waitin for their chance to fall on your fence, barn and roadway...)

Some shallow bird brained idiot somewhere will take offense at that and another similarly mentally endowed someone will claim that driver is publicly calling for people to kill protesters. Such is the stupid world we live in.

The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell for sure if they are genuine: Abraham Lincoln

Walmarts here, close at 11pm..

I had a good day yesterday (my 74th birthday)that started at a place called Black Bear Diner in Harker Heights near Killeen, as wife and I had breakfast with the Temple area Marine Corps League. Black Bear uses med dark Nicaraguan coffee and it was surprisingly good but the place was crowded...

A pun walks into a bar and 10 people are killed. pun in, ten dead

Wife calls me a coffee snob every time I try a new brand. (she loves the smell of coffee but can't drink it without getting heartburn.) damyankee wimp. Grounds in the pot? .. pour a little cold water in and it will settle the grounds to the bottom.

Some of the things on that list are gonna get them seriously injured. Drive a nail..change a tire? Use a hot iron or a stapler or successfully open and close a window without smashing a thumb?

or buckle bunnies and bar fights.... Not that our Dave would ever have participated in either endeavor back in his younger days...;)

That would be humorous if it weren't so dang true!!

I thought I had asked this already but evidently not...for removing wood screws?

Most of mine, are because of the unbridled lust of my younger days (and not completely exhausted today, tho now directed at only The 1) For instance, I once offered to replace the turbocharger on a 4 cylinder Dodge Daytona. (it was a Shelby and, of course...a woman was involved) Way in the...