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I got me a cow what took right away her first time with tha bull, (bred her at 18 months), she calved with no problem. She calved out in august of 07, never once showed a sign a bein in season after that first calf. She was in with tha bull for about 6 months after she calved. She appears ta be...

Here I be again. I'd almost been forgettin what a "rewardin" experience it be ta be workin hay with equipment so old it be on a prayer (tha last wing done gave out last year). One rain dance step ahead a tha weather with every cut, breakdowns what get ya back "up close and personal" with tha...

John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife, Marsha, had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchase: it was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was about 5:30...

Has anyone on the board had experience with beavers on they property?

Just be gettin finished with this years taxes and it helped me settle somethin what I been wrestlin with for about 6 months now. This saturday I begin ta liquidate tha herd and get outta this racket. feed ain't gonna go anywhere but up. Cracked corn be near $7.00/ 50lb bag (up from about $3.50...

:mad: Here be a few things reguarding ethanol what make me hoppin mad. :mad: http://www.townhall.com/Columnists/Walt ... hanol_hoax

I knew they be some tough stuff in Texas but this is one tough rabbit :shock: :shock: :shock: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea ... D=23768324

An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." The...

Could someone maybe point me at a website where older Allis Chalmers parts could be found and ordered? Specifically I busted the carrier in what rides the bearing on the pto shaft on an old Allis sickle bar mower, model unknown. :???: :???: :???:

RESPECTFULLY CHEATING Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. "Betty, I was wondering -- have you ever cheated on me?" "Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..." "Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please." "Well...

I got me some land what needs bombed with Roundup. What I be wonderin is if I mix it and spray it with my boom sprayer will I be able ta flush it out good enough so as ta not kill everything I fertilize this fall. Someone told me once that molecules of the roundup can bind with the polymers in...

Could anyone tell me what be the measurement, in feet, of the sides of a perfect square acre of ground?

3 ducks walk into a bar. "Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck. "Huey, " was the reply. "How's your day been, Huey?" "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey. "Oh. That's nice," said the bartender...

The room was full of pregnant women, with their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurances to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy. She said: "Ladies...

One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a demon. The demon asked, "Why so glum?" The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!" "Hell's not so bad," the demon...

A cowboy was herding his cows in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and...

I had an old boy tell me that he be sendin 4x5 round bales down ta Texas by the semi load and they be sellin for $70 apiece. Can anyone down there confirm those kinda prices ? :shock: ? :shock: ? :shock: ?

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man...

I heard before that if ya cut a wart off a cow and make em eat it , it will cure the condition. I be wonderin if anyone on the board ever tried this for sure and saw it worked? I’ve had me a cow now and again with the occasional wart and didn’t give it much mind, they seem ta fall off in a few...

I be wonderin how many on the board still be burnin pastures. In years past everybody here used ta burn but seems I be the only one be doin it anymore.