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I had a good day yesterday (my 74th birthday)that started at a place called Black Bear Diner in Harker Heights near Killeen, as wife and I had breakfast with the Temple area Marine Corps League. Black Bear uses med dark Nicaraguan coffee and it was surprisingly good but the place was crowded...

A pun walks into a bar and 10 people are killed. pun in, ten dead

Wife calls me a coffee snob every time I try a new brand. (she loves the smell of coffee but can't drink it without getting heartburn.) damyankee wimp. Grounds in the pot? .. pour a little cold water in and it will settle the grounds to the bottom.

Some of the things on that list are gonna get them seriously injured. Drive a nail..change a tire? Use a hot iron or a stapler or successfully open and close a window without smashing a thumb?

or buckle bunnies and bar fights.... Not that our Dave would ever have participated in either endeavor back in his younger days...;)

That would be humorous if it weren't so dang true!!

I thought I had asked this already but evidently not...for removing wood screws?

Most of mine, are because of the unbridled lust of my younger days (and not completely exhausted today, tho now directed at only The 1) For instance, I once offered to replace the turbocharger on a 4 cylinder Dodge Daytona. (it was a Shelby and, of course...a woman was involved) Way in the...

One for SSTTERRY Genie: I shall grant you 3 wishes Man: I wish for a world without lawyers Genie: Done, you have no more wishes Man: But you said 3 Genie: So, sue me!

Makes sense to me. I mean been awhile, but it's not like I've never felt like diggin a hole and pulling the dirt in over me...

That ain't old. You ain't even middle age if you haven't manipulated gorillas on top of tall buildings chunking exploding bananas at each other. gorilla.bas was part of DOS QBasic and you had to type that file name into command prompt in Dos. (no icons in DOS1.X. ) I killed many a gorilla back...

paranoia canyon.......... depth 1500 feet

A new alphabet soup has come out, with whole kernel corn and a laxative in it. It's called Letter Rip.

The key words are 'full of gas'. If only partially full, vapors form between the top of the gasoline and top of the bucket and you will be very lucky to get the cig down to the liquid before the vapors flash off and you sure don't want to try it with a red glowing freshly inhaled cig. The...

'know'...or 'knew'?

Sister back in E Texas (San Jacinto County) just told me she got 4" of rain in the last hour. We got a little more than that here in Central Texas in the last 6 hours. Hopefully it's done here but not looking good for E Texas....again.

Seems to be a phenomenon of global proportion...

The owls are not what the seem..........

Well, I dunno Kenny. Used to be I was standing there waiting for enough black gold to drip down into the pot so I could get a jolt but it nowadays takes me a lot longer to get out of bed, and do my morning uknowwhat stuff before i grab my first cup of coffee.........

Tis a sad day here, and a moment of silence is called for. A dear beloved member of my household for the last 8 years will be euthanized today. It has greeted me thousands of mornings with it's cheery hello, bringing joy to this family, but, alas, everybody and everything goes eventually. It has...