Search results for query: *

Sister back in E Texas (San Jacinto County) just told me she got 4" of rain in the last hour. We got a little more than that here in Central Texas in the last 6 hours. Hopefully it's done here but not looking good for E Texas....again.

Seems to be a phenomenon of global proportion...

The owls are not what the seem..........

Well, I dunno Kenny. Used to be I was standing there waiting for enough black gold to drip down into the pot so I could get a jolt but it nowadays takes me a lot longer to get out of bed, and do my morning uknowwhat stuff before i grab my first cup of coffee.........

Tis a sad day here, and a moment of silence is called for. A dear beloved member of my household for the last 8 years will be euthanized today. It has greeted me thousands of mornings with it's cheery hello, bringing joy to this family, but, alas, everybody and everything goes eventually. It has...

We ended up with 41/2 inches, For the day. Now just a damp mist. probably turn to fog tonite.

Currently, torrential rain, 60 mph winds and a few minutes ago, marble sixed hail. Moving ENE. I'm guessing we have easily gotten over 1"rain in the last 45 minutes with lots more on the way. .

Farm kids never forget their roots but something tells me she's done that once or twice before.

There's no chance me seeing them here in Central Texas but at least in Michigan, Illinois and Indiana there is a very good chance.

Any dog can be a guide dog, if you don't care where you're going

Mine probably thought she could too, without a rope or bridge. Fully believed her poop didn't stink.

Joe sets up his friend Mike on a blind date with a young lady-friend of his. But Mike is a little worried about going out with someone he's never seen before. "What do I do if she's really unattractive?" says Mike. "I'll be stuck with her all evening." "Don't worry," Joe says, "just go up to...

My current wife doesn't cook, has done things like burning a pot of boiling salted water, cooked a ham one Christmas and stuck an entire jar of cloves in it making it inedible, wants steaks cooked well done, but has a plenty of 'redeeming qualities'. Enough so that we've made 30 years together.

I thought that was the Bill Clinton Presidential Library/mobile home park.

For those of my generation, that cannot and do not understand why and how something like facebook even exists, I'm trying to make friends outside of that ubiquitous platform, while applying the same principles. Every day, I walk down the street, around town and tell passerby's what I've eaten...

Meanwhile, in Iowa and Indiana... (the things people do to scar their kids for life... )

Not necessarily.

No? I'm old as hell and I understand it.

Very much disliked it. Talking and acting out of character is not something i endeavor to be.