Alabama DL app. (note: may also apply in TN, FL & WV)

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Last name: _________________
First name:
(Check appropriate box)
[_] billy bob [_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo
[_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann
[_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee
[_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen
[_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue

Age: ______ (if unsure, guess)

Sex: _____M_____F_____Not sure

Shoe Size: _____Left_____Right

Occupation:
[_] Farmer [_] Mechanic
[_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress
[_] Unemployed [_] Dirty Politician

Spouse's Name_________________________
2nd Spouse's Name: _________________
3rd Spouse's Name: _________________

Lover's Name: ________________________
2nd Lover's Name: ___________________

Relationship to spouse:
[_] Sister [_] Aunt
[_] Brother [_] Uncle
[_] Mother [_] Son
[_] Father [_] Daughter
[_] Cousin [_] Pet

Number of children living in household: _____
Number of children living in shed: _____
Number that are yours: _____

Mother's Name: ___________________
Father's Name: ___________________ (If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?
___ Total number of vehicles that you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Where your firearms are kept:
[_] truck [_] kitchen
[_] bedroom [_] bathroom
[_] shed

Model and year of your pickup: _______ 194_

Do you have a gun rack?
[_] Yes [_] No; if no, please explain:
_____________________

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
[_] National Enquirer [_] The Globe
[_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest
[_] Rifle and Shotgun

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:
[_] Weekly
[_] Monthly
[_] Not applicable

Color of teeth:
[_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow
[_] Brown [_] Black
[_] N/A
How many?_____

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: [_] Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road?
[_] 200-400 miles
[_] over 400 miles
[_] what's a miles?
 
It's obvious the toothbrush was invented in Tennessee, anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush!

cfpinz
 
Crowderfarms":18tio3ho said:
Jim62":18tio3ho said:
Is that truly an Alabama state document??

Yes it is. It's usually read to the "prospective recipient", for obvious reasons.

Thats the reason for the boxes, they are use to making an X
 
Crowderfarms":ii51dwta said:
Jim62":ii51dwta said:
Is that truly an Alabama state document??

Yes it is. It's usually read to the "prospective recipient", for obvious reasons.

Crowder, could you splain what you mean?

I don't know what your words mean p-r-o-s-p-e-c-t-i-v-e

r-e-c-i-p-i-e-n-t?

I once knew a prospector and do have a few recips in the pasture. Close?

I'm from Alabama and can't read. :oops:
 
MikeC":1jgemxli said:
Crowderfarms":1jgemxli said:
Jim62":1jgemxli said:
Is that truly an Alabama state document??

Yes it is. It's usually read to the "prospective recipient", for obvious reasons.

Crowder, could you splain what you mean?

I don't know what your words mean p-r-o-s-p-e-c-t-i-v-e

r-e-c-i-p-i-e-n-t?

I once knew a prospector and do have a few recips in the pasture. Close?

I'm from Alabama and can't read. :oops:

OK, Here we go in laymen's terms. This term "prospective recipient" means the individual in hopes of achieving the ablity to consumate the receivership of a License, to operate a motorized mode of transportation, ascertaining to the individuals general ability to operate said vehicle on the hiways, byways and local thoroughfare, but not limited to use on interstates, public right of way, under certain conditions, under ackknowledgement of certain declared liabilities this indivual may withhold under the terms above but not recognized as disabilities included in the ADA (American disability act) see footnote Sharpton vs.Jackson Alabama Legal Reporter sec. BR-549.

Are there any Mo' questions?
 
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Clear as mud.

I'll just get both my uncles' Jessie and Al to splain it. :oops:
 
MikeC":26kr3xq2 said:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Clear as mud.

I'll just get both my uncles' Jessie and Al to splain it. :oops:

can't read can't write....and 5879 posts put up, boy you must have some patient minder.
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Cowgilr580, I assume I will not be docked points for checking all the blocks for some questions? ;-)
 

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