Beefy for 1000

[john250]

Don't give me that manure, john. I know that deep within your heart lies a stage performer dying to get out. And the rest of you, all hams. Don't tell me you don't yearn to stand out in the pasture and belt out a tune, something lively, from, say Guys and Dolls or Oklahoma!

Got sequins on my Carharts
Makeup on my face
If the guys here ever see it
Be a total disgrace

 

[Lammie]

Don't give me that manure, john. I know that deep within your heart lies a stage performer dying to get out. And the rest of you, all hams. Don't tell me you don't yearn to stand out in the pasture and belt out a tune, something lively, from, say Guys and Dolls or Oklahoma!

Got sequins on my Carharts
Makeup on my face
If the guys here ever see it
Be a total disgrace

The farmer poet, ladies and gentlemen, john250! :clap: :clap: :clap:

 

[VanC]

This is a great thread- let's keep it going. Thanks to Misty for starting it.

Here's a show tune for ya Lammie:

Where is the little girl I carried?
Where is the little boy at play?
I don't remember growing older
When did they?

And at the opposite end of the music spectrum, who sang this?

On the first day that I met you
I was looking in the sky
When the sun turned all a blur
And the thunder clouds rolled by
The sea began to shiver
And the wind began to moan
It must have been a sign for me
To leave you well alone
I was born without ya baby
But my feelings were a little bit too strong

 

[mnmtranching]

Beefy, You guys are good. Little Boxes was a Pete Seeger song, and Arlo Guthrie had his version. Neat and entertaining song.
Lammie, Can't understand why anyone would not like Neil Diamond. :shock:

Brother Loves Traveling Salvation Show.

Google up the lyrics, Really cool. 8)
This I think is the third verse.

Starting off soft and slow,
Like a small earthquake,
And when he lets go, Half the valley shakes.

It's Love, Love
Brother Loves salvation show
Pack up the babies
Grab the old ladies
every one goes every one knows,
Brother loves show.

 

[Crowderfarms]

Neil Diamond for 100.

 

[mnmtranching]

This one is great! 8)

Things are different today,
I hear ev'ry Mothers say,
Cooking fresh food for a husbands just a drag,
So she buys a instant cake and she burns a frozen steak,
and goes running for the shelter of a ........

 

[Lammie]

This is a great thread- let's keep it going. Thanks to Misty for starting it.

Here's a show tune for ya Lammie:

Where is the little girl I carried?
Where is the little boy at play?
I don't remember growing older
When did they?

And at the opposite end of the music spectrum, who sang this?

On the first day that I met you
I was looking in the sky
When the sun turned all a blur
And the thunder clouds rolled by
The sea began to shiver
And the wind began to moan
It must have been a sign for me
To leave you well alone
I was born without ya baby
But my feelings were a little bit too strong

Fiddler On The Roof
Can't remember the title.

 

[VanC]

This is a great thread- let's keep it going. Thanks to Misty for starting it.

Here's a show tune for ya Lammie:

Where is the little girl I carried?
Where is the little boy at play?
I don't remember growing older
When did they?

And at the opposite end of the music spectrum, who sang this?

On the first day that I met you
I was looking in the sky
When the sun turned all a blur
And the thunder clouds rolled by
The sea began to shiver
And the wind began to moan
It must have been a sign for me
To leave you well alone
I was born without ya baby
But my feelings were a little bit too strong

Fiddler On The Roof
Can't remember the title.

OK. You got the first part, but what's the second? No fair googling! Hint: Everyone has heard of this guy. Even if you don't like him, if you ain't heard of him you've been living in a cave for the past 40 years.

 

[CUZ]

Here's a really easy one, so for all you experts out there, to add a degree of difficulty you only get half of the first line

Uno, dos, one,

 

[CUZ]

Okay, here's the rest of the first line

Uno, dos, one, two, tres, quatro

 

[VanC]

Here's a really easy one, so for all you experts out there, to add a degree of difficulty you only get half of the first line

Uno, dos, one,

Uno, dos, one, quatro

Wooley Booley

Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs

 

[CUZ]

Correct sir.


Uno, dos, one, two, tres, quatro
Matty told Hatty about a thing she saw.
Had two big horns and a wooly jaw.

 

[ga. prime]

mnman's is "Mother's Little Helper" by the Rolling Stones. What a drag it is getting old.

 

[ga. prime]

Here's an excerpt from a great song that my brother always chooses for our theme song on road trips:

Stood alone on a mountain top
Starin out at the great divide
I could go east, I could go west
It was all up to me to decide

 

[eric]

He Wants To Dream Like A Young Man
With The Wisdom Of An Old Man.
He Wants His Home And Security,
He wants to live lke a SINNER at sea..........

 

[warpaint]

"99 bottles of beer on the wall.
99 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around.
98 bottles of beer on the wall."

:drink: :drink: :cowboy:

 

[The Bachelor]

Here's an excerpt from a great song that my brother always chooses for our theme song on road trips:

Stood alone on a mountain top
Starin out at the great divide
I could go east, I could go west
It was all up to me to decide

Bob Seger- Roll me away. Same thing about the road trips. And its two for the weekend up next with another Seger classic..... Beautiful Loser....

He Wants To Dream Like A Young Man
With The Wisdom Of An Old Man.
He Wants His Home And Security,
He wants to live lke a SINNER at sea..........
He Wants To Dream Like A Young Man
With The Wisdom Of An Old Man.
He Wants His Home And Security,
He wants to live lke a SINNER at sea..........

 

[Lammie]

He Wants To Dream Like A Young Man
With The Wisdom Of An Old Man.
He Wants His Home And Security,
He wants to live lke a SINNER at sea..........

Bob Segar, Beautiful Loser.

 

[The Bachelor]

I gotta do this one. Is is possibly the best country song ever written (or rapped).

"Well, I tooled on east on County 12, turned right on the one-lane gravel road, and I parked in the yard and a German shepherd come out and grabbed onto my leg. Then I knocked three times and wiped my feet, the dog let go and the screen door opened and Bob come out and says "Whaddya want?" I says, "Come to see your truck." He says, "Follow me. Come on, Frank." (Dog's name is Frank.) "

No takers? I'm gonna dust off the cassette tape tonight when I get home and put it in...

I'll tell ya, its less fun stumpin everybody.

CW McCall and Classified. Went home to listen to it last night and found out my wife threw out all my cassettes and 8 tracks over a year ago

 

[Lammie]

Name the musical:

Oh what a beautiful morning
Oh what a beautiful day
I got a wonderful feeling
Everything's goin my way...

It's easy! Hint: Frankie lives there.