Favorite Sayings and One Liners

[mermill2]

A chain is no stronger than its weakest link.



Merry

 

[Snider_Angus]

"$HIT the Bed Nadine!!"
"$hit Fire and save the matches son!"
"We cant all be hero's someone has to stand over here and clap."

"Let Me show you a trick...........ahh $hit. that didnt work. come back in a little while and i will try 'er agin."

All from my grandpa and dad.

 

[chrisy]

Look Dad no hands, Look Mum no teeth....

he who dares wins......

one day we'll be millionaires, until then keep working....

 

[Lammie]

Where's Caustic Burro? Or Caustic Edgar, or whoever he is now? Haven't seen any verbal abuse lately. Starting to feel good about myself...

 

[ROCK-N-W]

To bed to bed said sleepy head
Oh sit a while said slow
Put on the pot said Greedy gut well eat before we go

 

[TREY-L]

"She's a butter face, she looks good all but her face"

"He looks like he's been whipped with a wet squirrel"

"He's as dead in the head as a hog in the azz"

"His ice cream turned to sh-t"

"Stop doing that or your gonna go blind"

"Hotter than a 2 dollar wh-re on dollar night"

"Don't come home with anything you can't scrub off with a brillo pad"

"If you lay down with dogs you get up with fleas"

"Slicker than owl sh-t"

 

[TREY-L]

Ok somebody post that has a thumbnail of Charles Bronson, or maybe Chuck Conners heck I'd even settle for Matt Dillon.

 

[CKC1586]

Rode hard and put away wet.

 

[Crowderfarms]

Uglier than a Mud Duck.

 

[Calman]

Served in Nam with a feller who's favorite saying no mater how hard it got, was "Happy days are on their way!"
Another feller's saying no mater what the situation was "Just like I like it!"
I find myself saying those things some time now.

Cal

 

[mermill2]

The good, the bad, and the ugly.



Merry

 

[dun]

There are no problems, just opportunitys to excel

 

[Calman]

Worrying is like rocking in a rocking chair.
You can rock all day but you still haven't gotten anywhere.

Retarted=mental problem
Stupid=a created problem

Cal

 

[mermill2]

A picture's worth a thousand words.


Merry

 

[poorboy]

"That's about as dangerous as pooping in a broke jug!" Dad.

 

[mermill2]

Make hay while the sun shines.



Merry

 

[mermill2]

Put your money where your mouth is.. I really like that one.

Merry

 

[SPRINGER FARMS MURRAY GRE]

Make hay while the sun shines.



Merry

(And make Love when it rains!) ;-)

 

[mermill2]

Between a rock and a hard place.


Merry

 

[chrisy]

a stich in time saves nine.....

one Swallow does not a summer make.....