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<blockquote data-quote="Jogeephus" data-source="post: 1099582" data-attributes="member: 4362"><p>I think you will get a chuckle out of this. A couple of years ago one of my friends was cutting timber on some government land and to get the contract he had to agree to cut some really scrappy stuff to be able to cut the gravy. As you know there are all sorts of restrictions, some of which are just silly. While he was dreading cutting the scrap wood he came up with an idea and grabbed a bunch of flint he had collected over the year and walked into the scrap track and tossed it on the ground on top of 40 years worth of duff. He then called the gov't forester and asked him to look at something with him and walked him into the woods where he had tossed the fling. Upon seeing the flint on top of the duff the gov't forester called the archeologist who was most likely shooting the breeze in the office doing next to nothing. She comes out there on a 4-wheeler with her safety goggles, safety gloves, steel toed boots, chaps, hard hat .... well you know the whole OSHA attire for 100 degree weather. When seeing the flint on top of the forest duff she immediately quarantined the area telling them they could not cut that block of wood. ;-)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Jogeephus, post: 1099582, member: 4362"] I think you will get a chuckle out of this. A couple of years ago one of my friends was cutting timber on some government land and to get the contract he had to agree to cut some really scrappy stuff to be able to cut the gravy. As you know there are all sorts of restrictions, some of which are just silly. While he was dreading cutting the scrap wood he came up with an idea and grabbed a bunch of flint he had collected over the year and walked into the scrap track and tossed it on the ground on top of 40 years worth of duff. He then called the gov't forester and asked him to look at something with him and walked him into the woods where he had tossed the fling. Upon seeing the flint on top of the duff the gov't forester called the archeologist who was most likely shooting the breeze in the office doing next to nothing. She comes out there on a 4-wheeler with her safety goggles, safety gloves, steel toed boots, chaps, hard hat .... well you know the whole OSHA attire for 100 degree weather. When seeing the flint on top of the forest duff she immediately quarantined the area telling them they could not cut that block of wood. ;-) [/QUOTE]
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