Now THAT'S funnyMy wife said if I didn't get off the computer,
she would slam my head into the keyboard.
I think I'll just gmbyohkulnmtsfdrehnmpyohk.
Now THAT'S funnyMy wife said if I didn't get off the computer,
she would slam my head into the keyboard.
I think I'll just gmbyohkulnmtsfdrehnmpyohk.
Mine eat them frozen -- meatcicles. A pound of old meat or liver lasts about 10 minutes.Finally figured out how to get rid of all of my beef liver. Cook it, add rice and dog food. Makes a good warm meal for my dogs in this cold weather. I would never waste it by eating it..
Can't remember the exact words Dave nor should I repeat them on here but it was anything to get her attention and get back on the job and not worry about the lump on her head from hitting the concrete. We've done a few hair raising things together in our day and got away with it and we are not finished yet. Pam's younger brother by 10 years won't even climb a ladder to change a light bulb. At least I keep her from getting osteoporosis by working her like this.Define abuse………
I can relate.I'd rather be sunburned at the lake covered in skeeter bits and slapping at a water moccasin with a flip-flop than deal with cold weather.
What if the only other choice is a woman scorned? Then what? I have my crayon and Big Chief ready to copy.I'd rather be sunburned at the lake covered in skeeter bits and slapping at a water moccasin with a flip-flop than deal with cold weather.
Rather face the wrath than be cold…I REALLY don't do coldWhat if the only other choice is a woman scorned? Then what? I have my crayon and Big Chief ready to copy.
Screw that, easier to zip a jacket than itch bug bites and try to work with sweat pouring off my body and run in my eyes all day. I HATE summer!I'd rather be sunburned at the lake covered in skeeter bits and slapping at a water moccasin with a flip-flop than deal with cold weather.
My way of thinking also.I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so
I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing,
and I said, "Nothing."
The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap.
A few years back I was talking to a 50 something year old woman. She had broke horses for a living for years. We were discussing injuries from the bronc wars. I said that I had dislocated my elbow and it was really painful. She said that she also had done that. She went on to say she had given birth to 3 kids. And that she would rather go through child birth than have a dislocated elbow because the elbow hurt more. I felt like asking to get that in writing.I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so
I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing,
and I said, "Nothing."
The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap.
I occasionally work with an insurance claims adjuster named Richard Harder. He doesn't go by Dick, just Richard.Technician for Culligan came out today to work on the R-O system (a switch had corroded). Super nice guy but bless his heart, his name is Rick Dick. What were his parents thinking?!?!
Sometimes with all the planning and good intentions, things just don't work out. I went to school with a girl named Imagene. She went by Ima. She grew up to be a big girl and married Rodney Lott.My mom told me years ago that when they were coming up with names for us kids, that she also looked at the initials to make sure they were not going to come out with something derogatory.... so they were thinking of future nicknames and all that.. I have heard of a few names over the years, that made me say the same thing... what were the parents thinking...or not thinking....