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Shot an emu once. Loading that thing in the back of the truck by myself was a chore because those wings like jumper cables catching on everything. Cleaned and cooked it. Had I known then what I know now I'd have left the thing for the buzzards .... assuming they would eat that vile tasting thing.

No, the sign on the door said it was due to the bad weather. Granted, it was all I could do to brave my way to the door what with the six mile an hour winds. :lol2:

I dropped by the Extension office today to see about buying some 4-H tomato plants and they were closed. I soon learned all the gov't offices were closed as were the schools. I know some people had some bad weather but it was just another windy day here and we got a quarter inch of rain. I...

I don't see a problem with it at all. I believe you can identify as anything your heart desires in this country except for a nontax paying citizen. That is not allowed and will land you in jail unless you are in the politcial elite.

They sure can. They also can grow some amazing weed. Hemp farmers in Georgia don't stand a chance. I think their claim to fame is what called Alaskan Thunderf#&k. Google it.

The Holy Grail are Eskimos. At one time any Eskimo requests were to be forwarded directly to the central office. Don't know if that is still the case but wouldn't doubt it.

:lol: :lol: Wouldn't surprise me one bit. I also can't help but wonder about this new Smokey Bear commercial about him hugging folks after they put out their campfire. In a few years I predict these same people will be saying Smokey groped them.

Do your remember the environmental campaign during the push to move toward plastic. Save a tree and all that stuff?

Your successor will probably be complaining about tripping over wine bottles.

Google isn't for everyone because my wife found one the other day while she was performing drug testing at her job and someone had Googled how to beat a drug test and it suggested pouring vinegar in the cup to neutralize the drugs. Everyone got a laugh at this doper's expense because if you...

I think your dad and mine must have read the same book on parenting. :lol:

I thought that was plastic straws and that's why they banned them in California to insure their dairy cows are happy cows.

Unless the forest is totally devoid of understory then the water will be used by something else and if it does lack understory then this effect will be short-lived since nature is very resilient when it comes to keeping things in balance.

And people claim there is no money in cattle! :hide:

I haven't seen it this wet here since 1994 when it rained nearly every day for a year. This year has been stressful to say the least but not as bad as 94.

Friend owns a company and he burns stuff like this to generate his own electricity to cut his electricity bill. When Obama was in office the government paid him $5 million because he did this. He was doing it anyway so I don't know why but they paid him and several others for doing this...

Can't help but wonder if she isn't a holistic hooker. Being holistic really raises the level of credibility you know.

Just one of the many benefits afforded to nonessential personnel.

Pretty neat Vince but are you sure you want that Ranger Nick fella knowing where you live or is that just the price of fame? ;-)

Looks good. I doubt it will ever give you a moments problem now. Its amazing what the fabric does for the rock bed.