Asphalt

[Ryan]

A man walks into a bar with a piece of aspalt under his arm and says to the bartender, "I'll take a beer, and one for the road."

 

[Alice]

That's so bad it's funny! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Alice

 

[memanpa]

that joke is 3 yrs younger than Alice
makes it ancient
heck even i am a kid compared to her :shock:

 

[chrisy]

 

[Lammie]

Almost as good as, Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "So, why the long face?" Now I have two really good ones to tell together.

 

[Earl Thigpen]

that joke is 3 yrs younger than Alice
makes it ancient
heck even i am a kid compared to her :shock:

Crowder said Alice just got her car insurance discount and that happens at 25. Is Alice older than 25????

 

[Alice]

that joke is 3 yrs younger than Alice
makes it ancient
heck even i am a kid compared to her :shock:

Crowder said Alice just got her car insurance discount and that happens at 25. Is Alice older than 25????

With young ladies, it happens at 21! ;-)

Alice