Daily Chuckle

[gman4691]

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Amen

 

[gman4691]

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And washed the foil after using it

 

[gman4691]

I was so ugly, momma fed me with a slingshot.

I was so ugly when I was born, my mother slapped the doctor

 

[gman4691]

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They took the Indian maiden out of the picture but kept the land…lol

 

[greybeard]

I rented an expensive luxury car.......

and was shocked to learn that it didn't come with a driver.

All that money, and nothing to chauffeur it.
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After sex with this woman I picked up at the bar

she said, "You're easily the biggest I've ever had."

Apparently, "ditto" was the wrong response. Visiting hours at the hospital are 10 am to 8 pm.
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Little Linda was waiting outside the shop for her mother when this man came up to her and asked, young lady, can you tell me where the Post Office is?

Little Linda says, go down 3 streets and turn left.
The man said thank you, I'm the new pastor and if you come to church on Sunday, I'll show you the way to heaven!!

Little Linda said, That's big talk for someone that can't even find their way to the Post Office!!

 

[Ouachita]

I rented an expensive luxury car.......

and was shocked to learn that it didn't come with a driver.

All that money, and nothing to chauffeur it.
.........................................


After sex with this woman I picked up at the bar

she said, "You're easily the biggest I've ever had."

Apparently, "ditto" was the wrong response. Visiting hours at the hospital are 10 am to 8 pm.
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Little Linda was waiting outside the shop for her mother when this man came up to her and asked, young lady, can you tell me where the Post Office is?

Little Linda says, go down 3 streets and turn left.
The man said thank you, I'm the new pastor and if you come to church on Sunday, I'll show you the way to heaven!!

Little Linda said, That's big talk for someone that can't even find their way to the Post Office!!

From the mouths of babes

 

[Bob-s]

 

[coachg]

 

[greybeard]

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Gold rim tells the tale....

 

[Named'em Tamed'em]

 

[Warren Allison]

 

[Warren Allison]

 

[greybeard]

I once got my pay envelope and it was only full of parsley. Boss said someone garnished my wages.....

It takes 14 muscles to pour a cup of coffee. Fitness is my passion..


Nobody told me, that when you get a wife, the ears are sold separately..


Isn't it disgusting when people cheat on their taxes ?

It's not a world I want my 33 dependents to grow up in.

 

[gman4691]

I like this one

 

[Named'em Tamed'em]

Crap she's busy!

 

[Named'em Tamed'em]

 

[gman4691]

 

[branxchar&charx]

 

[Warren Allison]

 

[Ouachita]