Tis a sad day here, and a moment of silence is called for. A dear beloved member of my household for the last 8 years will be euthanized today. It has greeted me thousands of mornings with it's cheery hello, bringing joy to this family, but, alas, everybody and everything goes eventually. It has struggled for some time now, but, still doing it's best, first being unable to differentiate between day and night, and now, unable to keep itself warm. Just know, that you have served your human masters well and can look forward to your reward in Silicon Heaven, where all the good gadgets like calculators and hand mixers go. So, farewell Mr. Coffee Maker. I shall get another, but nothing can really take your place..