Bigfoot, I am good at profiling. After seeing your hands, I am ready to reveal your profile.
Bigfoot: Traveling Baptist Preacher. Sells Bush Beans when tidings are falling short. Often takes a day off to go to a Rodeo. Wife and kids do all the farm work. Primary entertainment is Cattle Today. A genuine country boy. Chews tobacco when there is a convenient place to spit. Avid reader of the Bible and Superman comic books. Biggest thrill in life was arm wrestling Superman. Now we know why Superman wore his underwear outside his pants. Can be dangerous if cornered. If he holes up, simply burn an American flag, he will immediately come out of hiding.