SO I've always said the calving heifers pick cards before they start calving. We use only LBW bulls and shoot for 40 to 50 pound calves.
Card 1 is, "I'll have a 150 pound calf."
2. I dont want my calf
3. I want that heifers calf and not the one coming out my butt
4. The poop calf, calving while laying down and then saying, that aint mine.
5. I want my calf, but wont let my calf nurse
6. The wild card....... I'm going to have trouble calving and make you work hours to only have to take me to the vet where my calf will be dead and i'll hang on for a week and make you take me back to the vet and spend more money, then die. (Luckily, this wild card isnt drawn every year)
Heifers calf was actually dead before birth (we knew this) and a dead calf does not always come out. Head kept rolling back, afterbirth was already shed, inside, we just couldnt get that head to stay straight through all the mess. Vet ended up cutting both sides of her vulva so they could get 2 arms in. All i can say is bless her heart and what a horrible way to die. We kept her dry and comfortable as possible as it can be done with a cow. I dont like this part of the cow business.
Card 1 is, "I'll have a 150 pound calf."
2. I dont want my calf
3. I want that heifers calf and not the one coming out my butt
4. The poop calf, calving while laying down and then saying, that aint mine.
5. I want my calf, but wont let my calf nurse
6. The wild card....... I'm going to have trouble calving and make you work hours to only have to take me to the vet where my calf will be dead and i'll hang on for a week and make you take me back to the vet and spend more money, then die. (Luckily, this wild card isnt drawn every year)
Heifers calf was actually dead before birth (we knew this) and a dead calf does not always come out. Head kept rolling back, afterbirth was already shed, inside, we just couldnt get that head to stay straight through all the mess. Vet ended up cutting both sides of her vulva so they could get 2 arms in. All i can say is bless her heart and what a horrible way to die. We kept her dry and comfortable as possible as it can be done with a cow. I dont like this part of the cow business.
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