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I seen some adds that say, find sexy Asian women in my hometown,,so far my efforts have been futile..id settle for a sexy white woman with no tattoos and most of her teeth..
 
They're obviously not mining enough data on me. They keep sending me advertisement for being bald. I aint bald. Then there are the overweight ads. No market there for me. Then the Viagra ads. Don't need help there - yet. Credit card offers. "Pay off your home".

I could go on and on.

The cute little gal in the pink dress on the top of this page is very appealing tho. THat one is easy on the eyes.
 
NEFarmwife said:
A little freaked out with the ads on this board.

Really not a fan of sexual content but I'm more concerned about it saying "Odessa women prefer men over the age of 45"...

I'm from Odessa. My cookies shouldn't reveal that? I was just born there. How deep are these things mining?
I'm in Odessa right now myself
 
ALACOWMAN said:
I seen some adds that say, find sexy Asian women in my hometown,,so far my efforts have been futile..id settle for a sexy white woman with no tattoos and most of her teeth..

Maybe all them girls think like the writer of this did...

When I'm too damn old to sit a horse, I'll steal the warden's car
Break my ass out of this prison, leave my teeth there in a jar
You don't need no teeth for kissin' "guys" or smokin' cheap cigars
I'll sleep with one eye open, 'neath God's celestial stars
 
TCRanch said:
ALACOWMAN said:
I seen some adds that say, find sexy Asian women in my hometown,,so far my efforts have been futile..id settle for a sexy white woman with no tattoos and most of her teeth..
If you live anywhere near Sand Mountain, good luck with that!
that's actually where my ancestors are from and kinfolks live..and I have one son that lives in Rainsville...
 
greybeard said:
ALACOWMAN said:
I seen some adds that say, find sexy Asian women in my hometown,,so far my efforts have been futile..id settle for a sexy white woman with no tattoos and most of her teeth..

Maybe all them girls think like the writer of this did...

When I'm too be nice old to sit a horse, I'll steal the warden's car
Break my be nice out of this prison, leave my teeth there in a jar
You don't need no teeth for kissin' "guys" or smokin' cheap cigars
I'll sleep with one eye open, 'neath God's celestial stars
Very touching poem.. :cowboy:
 
ALACOWMAN said:
TCRanch said:
ALACOWMAN said:
I seen some adds that say, find sexy Asian women in my hometown,,so far my efforts have been futile..id settle for a sexy white woman with no tattoos and most of her teeth..
If you live anywhere near Sand Mountain, good luck with that!
that's actually where my ancestors are from and kinfolks live..and I have one son that lives in Rainsville...
Small world! Husband originally from Pisgah, his mother still lives there. Various cousins, relatives scattered around Pisgah, Henniger & Rosalie. Haven't been there in years but the first time I visited, over 20 years ago, I was 100% City Girl. If that wasn't an eye opener! Had no idea lard was essentially a condiment. :eek:
 
My gradpaw was ready to move back to the mountain, and we would be living there now.. But he and a coworker were killed by a drunk driver. In the early sixties...on their way home from work..so my grandmother just stayed here in the valley. They are buried in Macedonia not far from Pisgah
 
ALACOWMAN said:
greybeard said:
ALACOWMAN said:
I seen some adds that say, find sexy Asian women in my hometown,,so far my efforts have been futile..id settle for a sexy white woman with no tattoos and most of her teeth..

Maybe all them girls think like the writer of this did...

When I'm too be nice old to sit a horse, I'll steal the warden's car
Break my be nice out of this prison, leave my teeth there in a jar
You don't need no teeth for kissin' "guys" or smokin' cheap cigars
I'll sleep with one eye open, 'neath God's celestial stars
Very touching poem.. :cowboy:

Lyrics from a song that I changed the gender to make it fit the post you submitted..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwh-h6pHN1Y
 

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